Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"It's not evolution, it's learning, you fucking numpty."

[BRANDED]

"Yeah, I get that but I would prefer little jonny to die as it would make everyone else a lot wiser. Its called evolution you fucking numpty."

[legrandefromage]

BRANDED making the most basic of errors in confusing health & safety with political correctness. Most health and safety measures should really be called fear of litigation. It sounds completely bonkers until little Johnny eats a dozen daffodils and his parents are immediately on to the council ready to sue.

[BRANDED]

"Daffodils have been removed by a council for health and safety reasons in a move branded “totally bonkers” by residents. St Blaise Town Council in Cornwall has cut down more than 1,000 flowers from a recreation ground over fears children could fall ill from eating them. Officials say daffodils can cause harm when consumed because they contain toxic alkaloids, meaning no new bulbs will be planted for the foreseeable future."

[Side of Ham]

Why does Pickle want his kids taken away? Who will he read with?

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Just clocking of after a solid day’s work of translation and teaching as it goes. Having the usual Guinness and Perla Black and Tan, watching the discus promenade as the aquarium flourishes and am satisfied the younger boy is getting over his cold after Saturday’s shenanigans in the snow with his brother. It was quiet a proper battle and I’m a proud Dad."

[riosleftsock]

Absolute work from Cabbagenet Savagenet

[Nurse Ratched]

*chuckles*

[Eerie Descent]

"Good times Boozy Tuesday It's all very deja vu, The wife's at karate every Tuesday You are gonna be pissed, you"

[Cabbage Savage]

Mods!!!

[Cabbage Savage]

Absolutely tragic this - somebody call the social services.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Absolutely tragic this - somebody call the social services.

[goose]

"""toxic-bloke"" you fucking pansy."

[Cabbage Savage]

Mods! WHO is keeping me logged in a Cabbage?

[Cabbage Savage]

"If you insinuate I'm drunk ever again, Ratched, I will have you kicked off this site you wanker."

[Nurse Ratched]

Drat! Savage beat me to it.

[Cabbage Savage]

boozsday tuedsay

[Hammer and Pickle]

"No it‚Äôs not really a sensible exchange of views you want to have on what is a highly sensitive personal matter requiring a great deal detailed information - you‚Äôre not interested in finding out and don‚Äôt even care about the money actually involved either. It just ticks your sex and money reaction boxes so you can have a moan about the government in your idiot reactionary toxic-bloke knitting circle. You‚Äôre really just a total cսnt, aren‚Äôt you."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"No it‚Äôs not really a sensible exchange of views you want to have on what is a highly sensitive personal matter requiring a great deal detailed information - you‚Äôre not interested in finding out and don‚Äôt even care about the money actually involved either. It just ticks your sex and money reaction boxes so you can have a moan about the government in your idiot reactionary toxic-bloke knitting circle. You‚Äôre really just a total cսnt, aren‚Äôt you."

[mashed in maryland]

"Anyway, in other news, Elon Musk is now largest stakeholder at twitter, could make things interesting. Not exactly in the ""liberal bubble"" (although tbf neither was Jack Dorsey)"

[Cabbage Savage]

Pickle payd Jakub €300 for Mrs Pickles penis to be taykon off.

[mashed in maryland]

"""how much is being spent on sex changes for autistic adolescents?"" The correct answer to this, of course, even if it were 1 penny, is ""too much"". Also it comes as no surprise that the one poster to immediately defend the concept of child sex changes on the NHS, is you."

[Jim79]

"Cheers Rios, Massively proud, esp as she has never acted a day in her life. We signed her up to a modelling agency a few years ago and the production team saw her photo and asked to do various Zoom calls and meetings over the course of a year and awarded her the part about 2 months ago. Just seems like a crazy ride and experience we are about to have but gonna milk it for all its worth!!!"

[riosleftsock]

"Jim79 Big congrats to your daughter mate, you must be very proud of her."

[Jim79]

"Funnily enough I've actually got a bit of skin in the game regarding Disney's new approach. My daughter who has cerebral palsy and relies on a motorised wheelchair for mobility has just been cast in the leading role in a film being produced by Disney. Its an adaptation of a book and we fly out to NYC for filming for 3 months around the end of June. First time in my life as a white, straight, man that I will benefit from this wokeism, happy fucking days!!!"