2020 Movies (now including 2021 - 2025)

[Hammers1993]

Another year and another set of movies being released.

As always there are a few surprises throughout the year that come out but the big movies look to be good ones this year:

- The Gentlemen
- Jojo Rabbit
- 1917
- Uncut Gems
- Bombshell
-Bad Boys for Life
- The Lighthouse
- Just Mercy
- A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood
- Parasite
- Birds of Prey
- Dolittle
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Bloodshot
- Portrait of a Lady on Fire
- Dark Waters
- Onward
- A Quiet Place: Part 2
- Mulan
- Bond: No Time to Die
- The New Mutants
- Black Widow
- Scoob!
- Fast and Furious 9
- Wonder Woman 1984
- Ghostbusters: Afterlife
- Minions: The Rise of Gru
- Tenet
- Top Gun: Maverick
- Jungle Cruise
- Morbius
- Bill & Ted Face the Music
- The King's Man
- Halloween Kills
- Eternals
- Gozilla vs. Kong
- Dune
- Coming 2 America
- West Side Story

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Watched 'the Brothers' on Amazon last night with Brolin and some stumpy cսnt.

A story written by  one of the Coen bros, so roused my interest.

​​​lets just say Brolin should stick to what he does best ..the brooding characters.
Stumpy was stumpy, without a decent screen writer on this occasion.
Horseshit 

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Movies are progressively getting worse year after year. No new ideas. The only movie from last year I thought was any good was Joker.

and why do you think that is?

***THE MESSAGE...***

[Chip Shop Charlie]

Watched The Substance last night. I thought the first half of the film was good, nice ideas etc but the last 15 minutes or so are tripe...we were actually laughing out loud...such a poor finish.

[Swiss.]

Qualley is 29, so dream on the Swiss, she wouldn't look once at an old cսnt like you. The film looks good though so will have a look.

Coming from a real life loser like you as you know you are that's rich. Actually I've met her as I met her mum in the pub the Wilton Arms, Hyde Park

Check out Revenge by the same director. Matilda Lutz is even better.

[Manuel]

Qualley is 29, so dream on the Swiss, she wouldn't look once at an old cսnt like you. The film looks good though so will have a look.

[Swiss.]

The Substance - What can I say but lives up to the hype an excellent and new experience. 

And as for Margret Qualley....,.well she hit the Swiss's top 10 list. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Ferret, I thought that Marching Powder was meant to be a sort of follow up to Football Factory.

I read somewhere that they were making a sequel to FF but I think this is the film that was being referenced. 

It doesn’t feature any of the same characters and seems a dark comedy about someone who gets on the gear and has a tear up at the football.

Will obvs give it a watch, but like I said, looks naff.

My 18 yr old self would embarrass the average ant -eater....

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Movies are progressively getting worse year after year. No new ideas. The only movie from last year I thought was any good was Joker.

and why do you think that is?

[Mad Ferret]

Ferret, I thought that Marching Powder was meant to be a sort of follow up to Football Factory.

I read somewhere that they were making a sequel to FF but I think this is the film that was being referenced. 

It doesn’t feature any of the same characters and seems a dark comedy about someone who gets on the gear and has a tear up at the football.

Will obvs give it a watch, but like I said, looks naff.

[Lee Trundle]

I got all excited when I saw the title.

Marching Powder, the book by Rusty Young, is a decent read.  It's about him spending time in a Bolivian prison.

[Jim79]

Ferret, I thought that Marching Powder was meant to be a sort of follow up to Football Factory.

[Jim79]

Cheers Alfs and Massive Attack, appreciate it lads. She's never acted before Alfs and was just right place at the right time so we're not blinded to the fact she's been very lucky, but then she should never have had CP had the hospital who delivered her done their job properly so it kinda balances out I suppose!!!

Alfs, I've watched the film 5 times and it crushes me every time and Im a blubbering wreck so dont blame you.

Gank, sick but fucking funny. Bravo.

[Mad Ferret]

Saw a trailer for a new film called Marching Powder starring Danny Dyer and directed by Nick Love.

Seems a bit like a comedy version of the Football Factory. Looked a bit naff to be honest, but might appeal to a few on here.

 

[Swiss.]

I see Joker 2 has bombed at the BO. No surprise there. 

I watched the latest Salem's Lot remake. I just wonder why , why , why ???? It's shit. 

[Manuel]

Alfs - You seem to spend half your life weeping, fella? Suppose that makes you a REAL MAN in today's world. 

[Alfs]

Thanks Anon and Chim,



 

Well, Jim, I won't be watching it, I'll tell you that for free.  I nearly wept watching the trailer!

You can tell your daughter that I trained as a classical actor in one of the country's finest drama schools and she's achieved more than I did as an actor before she's out of puberty.

Bravo.

[Massive Attack]

Just another example of why West Ham are massive, everywhere we go. Top work, Phoebe looks well worth a watch. More importantly though, should Paqueta finally be dropped or persevere with our betting prima donna..

[Gank]

Wow Jim what a beautiful daughter you have. You can easily see why Disney picked her.

Shes 15 you disgusting pervert. Come back in January and keep it zipped up until then.

[onsideman]

Congratulations to you and your family, Jim. Respect mate. Hope you all enjoy the ride

[Jim79]

Thanks Anon and Chim,

Yeah it’s been a rollercoaster having flown out to Utah for the Sundance Film Festival in January having shot the film in Toronto 2 yrs ago now but finally it’s now coming out. We’re flying out to NYC next month as my daughter is appearing on Good Morning America and a bunch of other shows to promote the film. We’re hoping Jen might make an appearance at that to. I’m just so so so fucking proud of my little girl who is not so little now and is the biggest of my 4 daughters so its crazy to think of her as little now with her approaching her 16th bday in Jan.

Really appreciate the kind words lads, its been a magical experience and i just hope it gives my daughter all the opportunities she deserves from this and that this is just the start of her journey.

[Mr Anon]

congratulations to you and your daughter Jim! what an amazing time for your family.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Manuel

Phoenix is a self-obsessed cսnt from a family of self-obsessed cunts who can't read a room to save his life.

Golden Globes:

Ricky Gervais - spends 20 mins ripping apart Hollywood actors who think they have a 'message' and the God-annointed right to bore us all to death with it.

First up (yes, first up) Joachim Phoenix - blah, blah, blah, the rain forest, blah, blah, blah...

Fuck off.

 

[chim chim cha boo]

Wow Jim what a beautiful daughter you have. You can easily see why Disney picked her. I found it brilliant when you told us way back when. If I recall correctly you were just about to meet Jennifer Aniston and were pinching yourself that it was all happening.

How much excitement must you feel now? I bet your heart must be trying to leap out of your chest!

I'm genuinely made up for you and your beautiful little film-star girl.

[Jim79]

Some of you guys may remember i said my daughter was staring in a film made by Disney a couple of yrs ago. Well it finally comes out on November 22nd and the trailer went live this weekend. I’m so proud i could burst so if you want a heart felt feel good film staring a little West Ham fan then watch on Disney+ next month. Here’s a link to the trailer lads, be kind!!!

[Council Scum]

Watched A Killer's Memory Saturday night, really enjoyed it. 

Finally got round to watching Wolverine and Deadpool, fell asleep, shite. 

Joker was awful so won't go near the second one, its for people who self diagnose themselves with mental health issues, when really they are just cunts who keep fucking up their life and get on it most weekends.