Pros and cons of sitting down to piss

[F 129 Row66]

I'll start: Pro. You can confidently fart whe sitting down

[Lee Trundle]

Never trust a bloke that sits down to piss for a non medial reason.

Stick with that rule, and you'll go far in life.

[violator]

Always do it after a night in the juicer and wake up at 3am for a slash, its much easier than trying to point when you're half asleep and half pissed

[Gary Strodders shank]

After a few pints of cider I always sit down as a precaution against the follow through.

I got caught out once to often with that one and it seems the more desperate for a piss you are the bigger the risk.

[only1billybonds]

In my piss head/pot head days of years ago, given a choice of crawling upstairs to the khasi or pissing in a empty beer can  the can would cop it. Just to show I'm not a complete savage,I always took an empty can out in the garden to 'refill'

[THUNDERCLINT]

if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

Their big wine glasses left on the nightstand are also useful, allegedly.

[Mike Oxsaw]

[Pub Bigot]

if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

It’s ok, Ricky Gervais does it. 

[Mike Oxsaw]

You can get a round of "Angry Birds" in?

When I was working in Cologne, many years ago - last millennium, in fact - all the gents' bogs in the office had signs instructing even real men to sit down whilst taking a leak.

Closet Nazi, perhaps?

[F 129 Row66]

nychammerRe: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px13 Nov 2025, 01:28if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

Well I hope you take the dishes out

Another benefit is if you pull your trousers and pants down from the side you don't have to wash your hands.

[Alfs]

It's sit and dribble nowadays. I used to be able to piss a good eight feet up a wall (we had competitions at school), now I'm lucky if I get it beyond my shoes.

[nychammer]

if the other half is hogging the bathroom I've no problem pissing in the kitchen sink. Yes, we don't have a second bathroom.

[On The Ball]

Con: it's weird

[Massive Attack]

Amateurs. Pissing whilst doing a hand stand.

[Pub Bigot]

You have to sit and piss after blowing your load else it’s like trying to control an angry snake. 

[goose]

Ask Goose, he’ll know.

A sit down piss is preferable to pissing your pants every day about foreign people.

[Sydney_Iron]

You know when a thread like this pops up that everyone is bored, so it must be an international break!

[Eerie Decent]

Obviously not when out and about, but always have a sit down piss in doors.

[wils]

It’s the 21st century lads. How else you suppose use your phone and piss?

[Massive Attack]

 Re: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px12 Nov 2025, 18:34Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?

Have had a series of cystoscopies and now when I piss it goes in every direction. except straight.

This man has earned the right to sit on his throne.

[F 129 Row66]

 Re: Pros and cons of sitting down to piss=13px12 Nov 2025, 18:34Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?

Have had a series of cystoscopies and now when I piss it goes in every direction. except straight.

[Nutsin]

Ask Goose, he’ll know.

[THUNDERCLINT]

Why would you sit down to piss? Is it too short to aim?