The Ashes.

[only1billybonds]

Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

End of the day they've still fucked it up big time and the tour has been mostly shocking but credit to them for at least producing a win even though too little too late. It would have been easy to hide like gutless fannies for this match which they didn't, so credit for that.

Fair enough

[Westham67]

I would say Key will be rueing saying the players are  performing at  20%

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Result not a validation of Bazball, but credit where credit is due. Before the homophobic racist convict points it out, first England win in  Australia in 19 tests.

Are you a member of the ' Barmies  Army'...I use the term Army very loosely .
Embarrassing cunts  on a jolly on daddies dough.
Id side with the  local divs
... all ..day.. fuckin... long 

[Massive Attack]

End of the day they've still fucked it up big time and the tour has been mostly shocking but credit to them for at least producing a win even though too little too late. It would have been easy to hide like gutless fannies for this match which they didn't, so credit for that.

[Westham67]

Winning in Australia is no mean feat, the first test since 2011. Bethell 40 is a good sign, pleased for the Barmy Army

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I called for Bethell to be called up for Adelaide. 

Indeed you did

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

It’s the Ashes. AUSTRALIA v England
As much as you like a circle jerk it encourages me how much it annoys you to hear an alternative view 




 

So being racist and homophobic is an "alternative view?"

I thought it was just being a racist and a homophobe.

 

 

Oh do fuck off you virtuous busy cսnt.

[Massive Attack]

I called for Bethell to be called up for Adelaide. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Result not a validation of Bazball, but credit where credit is due. Before the homophobic racist convict points it out, first England win in  Australia in 19 tests.

 

 

It's means jack shit ...the series was  gone .
Anyone happy about this is a fucking loser .
Face saving at best...and no glory in that either..
The convicts clearly  been on the piss

[Westside]

It’s the Ashes. AUSTRALIA v England
As much as you like a circle jerk it encourages me how much it annoys you to hear an alternative view 


 

So being racist and homophobic is an "alternative view?"

I thought it was just being a racist and a homophobe.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

I'm struggling to feel proud of that ...less than 2 days play in a test match is not acceptable.
clearly played by 23 hungover cunts 
Fair play to Bethall ...

[Fauxstralian]

It’s the Ashes. AUSTRALIA v England
As much as you like a circle jerk it encourages me how much it annoys you to hear an alternative view 

3-1 & 10 years since the Kiwis/Poms won a series
Sweet, bro

[Westside]

Result not a validation of Bazball, but credit where credit is due. Before the homophobic racist convict points it out, first England win in  Australia in 19 tests.

[fraser]

No one gives a fuck about what Australia did and what they will do, Priscilla. Stop wasting your energy trying to tell us.

It's odd isn't it surely he should be posting on plasticaustralianonline.com

[Eerie Decent]

No one gives a fuck about what Australia did and what they will do, Priscilla. Stop wasting your energy trying to tell us.

[Come On You Irons]

Two two day tests out of four is simply shocking and the International/ Indian Cricket Council should fine Australia heavily for such a farce.

Still, well done England and it was nice to wake up to that result. Also nice to see Harry "Forrest Gump" Brook carry his best alongside West Ham fan Jamie Smith. Both of whom have been at the receiving end of Sven's "wit" (read abuse) this series.

[Fauxstralian]

Well done England, all those people who spent thousands flying out deserved SOME joy
They have some spare days in Melbourne before presumably flying up to Sydney for New Years Eve on the harbour 

Strange series for Australia 
Started with disarray with their top 3 and haven’t really resolved that. Khawaja is done now, Wetherald apart from one innings hasn’t done it and Labuschagne hasn’t convinced that he is back to his early career form
Their hopes for the series rested on their attack:
Hazlewood - didn’t play at all & think is done
Cummins - only fit for Adelaide 
Lyon - good at Adelaide but didn’t finish the Test. Bowled 2 overs at Perth 
Starc - carried the attack & probably due a break at Sydney

Green a major disappointment and now vulnerable to being overlooked for the next all rounder 
Time to look forward & get some younger players in ahead of India away & the next Ashes in 2027

[fraser]

Blimey went to bed at 57-2 just woke up. 

[Fauxstralian]

With the 5-0 off the table I wouldn’t be surprised if they give Starc a break having played all 4 Tests
Will bring in a spinner anyway
Personally I’d look forward & leave out Khawaja. Move Head back to 5 & bring in Campbell Kellaway to open 
Beau Webster has been very unlucky not to play ahead of Green. Should get that opportunity 

[Fauxstralian]

A boost for England which will keep McCullum in his job. Though reckon the ECB would have baulked at the payout necessary to sack him anyway
Cricket Australia will be apoplectic at the loss of up to 3 days revenue and the groundsman will be asked for a reason for leaving 10mm of grass on a pitch already greener than ideal because of poor lead up weather 

[twoleftfeet]

Atkinson out injured, Stokes struggling. This is what happens when you don’t have miles in the tank, they are undercooked. 

 

[twoleftfeet]

Ollie Robinson is better than Carse. 

[Westham67]

Carse opens the bowling and guess what he's doing with a new ball, bowling short

[Come On You Irons]

Fair point. But you don't need to call him "Forest Gump" every time. It's pretty mean and cruel and I'm sure you would never call him that to his face, so quit being a keyboard warrior, eh.

[Fauxstralian]

He has been the biggest disappointment of the tour
Pumped up as a superstar but his shot selection and application have been substandard 

Duckett & Pope have also been poor but they don’t have the same ability