Family Feud, The Beckhams!

[Sydney_Iron]

What the fuck is this all about?

Keep seeing stuff on the net and tabloid news, the oldest boy Brooklyn is in dispute with his parents, not speaking and now they are all hiring Lawyers etc.

On the one hand i dont give a fuck but they have ALL been gifted a life that the rest of us could only dream about, yet having this very public falling out.

WHY?

[Fauxstralian]

Pegged in a sarong 
Ag ag ag
Maybe that’s how Dave bonded with Prince William to get the knighthood signed off

If the Yank birds parents boot him won’t he get half her wealth?
Guess they are smart enough not to have assets in her name

[Dick Shaftsbury]

I took a mild interest in finding out yesterday. Seem like the Beckhams don't like his missus. We've all seen this before - the new bird is a right cսnt and the whole family spots it, but the son thinks that the sun shines out of her vagina. 

 

[THUNDERCLINT]

The total beta soy wet wipe took his wife's name.

No doubt it's all marketing for his "Harry" biography where he spills everything about the stick insect binging and purging, walking in on Dave getting pegged in a sarong etc.

[Manuel]

Brooklyn's outlaws are some way richer than his old's, but once the Yank wises up and kicks him out he'll go back cap in hand no doubt. He seems like a right little ungrateful weasel, but then again you don't know what has gone on, and as said who cares.

[Fauxstralian]

Is Brooklyn the one that took some holiday snaps and had a book published as a photographer?
And then was going to be a chef when his talents didn’t appear to stretch beyond beans on toast
Another talentless nepo baby
Have no idea why they have fallen out & imagine no one cares
 

[Sydney_Iron]

Apologies, that's my fault TBH, didn't realise i was on the football bit when posting!

Silly cսnt

 

[Percy Dalton]

Mods
Stick this on the Off Topic page.
Nothing to do with football 

[Pub Bigot]

I have no opinion here, only to say the way Dave pronounces certain words literally hurts my ears.