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Nuno Nuno Out

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2,500 posts by the end of the season?
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Who even is this guy Paco Jémez ?

Manager of Ibiza, Tractor, Cruz Azul and 10 other teams. He sounds more like a PE teacher than a coach. Another waste of money when we could spend the money elsewhere and bring in some defenders. It just doesn't make sense to bring him in. He'll be another one to pay off when Nuno gets the sack eventually. 

We are run like a circus 
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This new guy sounds like a character, worth a punt I guess. 
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Talk about closing the stable door after the cunting horse has bolted 🐎 🚪 

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Paco Jémez is well known in Spanish football for a bold, possession‑dominant, high‑risk / high‑reward coaching philosophy. His approach is distinctive enough that it has often been compared to a more aggressive, uncompromising version of Guardiola‑style positional play.



can we just give him the managers job for a laugh?
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Massive Attack" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 16:04
fraser wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 15:43 BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility

Beyond bonkers. If they wanted to do this it should have been addressed when he took the job on not now after such a horrific run of results. Everything about this Club is backwards.
Especially if it improves us but too late to count.. 
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fraser wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 15:43 BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility

Beyond bonkers. If they wanted to do this it should have been addressed when he took the job on not now after such a horrific run of results. Everything about this Club is backwards.
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 14 Jan 2026, 15:46 Can he play centre half?
He was one, may still be better than Kilman 
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Can he play centre half?
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BREAKING: Spanish coach Paco Jemez is set to join Nuno Espirito Santo's backroom staff at West Ham. The 55-year-old has already been in the building today and could be announced soon. Further appointments to Nuno's staff is a possibility
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Russ of the BML" wrote: 13 Jan 2026, 14:23
THUNDERCLINT wrote: 13 Jan 2026, 13:53 Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.
I think there's really only a realistic possibility (and that's remote) of one of those coming to us and that's Maresca. 

Amorim and Alonso's stock is too high now and they could get jobs in any of the top major European leagues. They aren't coming to a club destined for the championship. Frank is already on his way to the PL with Coventry and so I doubt he wants to start that process all over again. 

Maresca, even though again, his stock his high, does seem genuine and not somebody blinded by his own ego. He may well be very interested in trying to keep us up and, if not, doing what he did with Leicester City. For me, that's the only one that's a possibility. 

However, Maresca is an intelligent man, and I am sure he will find out very quickly what working under Sullivan would be like. Although, he worked at Chelsea which is another basket case so you never know. 

But, as you say, Sullivan needs to work fucking fast as there will be clubs all over Europe sniffing around those 3. 
It's all about timing. Many a goblin has pulled a sort when she's on the rebound.
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Never did like Mbappe
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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 13 Jan 2026, 06:48 Ex Hammer Alvaro Arbeloa manager at Real Madrid.
 
 
Weird how we’ve had Argentina’s World Cup winning manager and now Madrids … 
I wonder who is the most decorated former West Ham player in management? 
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Takashi Miike" wrote: 12 Jan 2026, 22:11 apparently Alonso's been sacked, it's alleged Granary Bap wasn't a fan
Story I heard was that the final straw was after losing to Barcelona in the Supercup at the weekend, Alonso gathered the players to do the traditional guard of honour and Mbappe said no, he wouldn't do it and told the other players not to as well. Bunch of sore losers.

Apparently the big players there didn't like him because he wanted them all to play as a team, defend as a team, etc.
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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 13 Jan 2026, 13:53 Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.
I think there's really only a realistic possibility (and that's remote) of one of those coming to us and that's Maresca. 

Amorim and Alonso's stock is too high now and they could get jobs in any of the top major European leagues. They aren't coming to a club destined for the championship. Frank is already on his way to the PL with Coventry and so I doubt he wants to start that process all over again. 

Maresca, even though again, his stock his high, does seem genuine and not somebody blinded by his own ego. He may well be very interested in trying to keep us up and, if not, doing what he did with Leicester City. For me, that's the only one that's a possibility. 

However, Maresca is an intelligent man, and I am sure he will find out very quickly what working under Sullivan would be like. Although, he worked at Chelsea which is another basket case so you never know. 

But, as you say, Sullivan needs to work fucking fast as there will be clubs all over Europe sniffing around those 3. 
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Maresca, Amorim, Alonso, probably Frank.

Never before has the Sullicunt had such a buffet of managers that appeal to sweet tooth of unemployment.

It's like the universe is trying to make it easy for him.

No doubt he'll stick with the crackhead cսnt and piss away another opportunity.
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Ex Hammer Alvaro Arbeloa manager at Real Madrid.
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Nuno isn't going anywhere, we on the other hand. 
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apparently Alonso's been sacked, it's alleged Granary Bap wasn't a fan
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Nuno's clearly nicked 1 of Karrens usb sticks out of her office whilst she's been off during her part time hours containing incriminating evidence on Sullivans past. It's the only logical reason he's still in a job. cսnt can't even beat a struggling shit QPR side in normal time with an embarrassment of riches by comparison at Home.
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360
The stats say if we keep with a manager hwo has conceded the most in the league,gained 11 points from 16 games and no attackers left with attacking options with PL experience are going down 100%.
exWHU says Nuno has 4 games to turn it around ,WTF does that mean it has to be 3 wins at least from 4. 
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Ferret
you're so quick and witty,why don't you bugger off.
Nuno is in with Sullivan trying to make us worse.

 
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I'd wank myself silly if Alonso pitched up at Chadwell Heath.
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Sir Alf" wrote: 12 Jan 2026, 18:14 Alonso would want real money and a budget to rebuild. Hence a non starter with our owner(s)
Fair comment on the wages. Although I'm not so sure he's mad to spend big all the time to do well as he was more than happy to manage at Bayern Leverkusen when it wasn't Real Madrid style spending. We know Sullivans tight as fuck though. 
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Alonso would want real money and a budget to rebuild. Hence a non starter with our owner(s)
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Don't ask you don't get in this world, if only to be laughed down the blower, the Club should at least try to get in contact with Alonso. But we aint that ambitious and forward thinking as a Club so of course they never would dream of trying. Best to just stick with Nuno..
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