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Spurs vs West Ham. Who finds a win?

It may be "our" Cup Final, and "they don't care" but they'll hate this. West Ham win.
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me up when it's done. Draw
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QPR win? Distant memory. Thomas tanks us. Spurs win.
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Well in what could be the last one of these for a while, we head to catchily names 'Tottenham Hotspur Stadium' this weekend for a clash between two sides who are, on form, pretty much the shittest in the league.

Thomas Frank, a manager that very few West Ham fans would have turned their nose up at any time post-Moyes is almost universally derided in North London, where his transformational overhaul at Spurs has seen them continue to concede just as many chances as they create (something Ange also managed), but has seen the frequency of those chances drop off a cliff.  Pretty it isn't.

Meanwhile at the toilet bowl, the saga involving Lucas Paqueta's desire to return to Brazil having been royally fucked over by English football in general, has once again reared it's ugly head...in some ways a refreshing distraction from the plight the Club is in, but in others, just another example of the disarray we find ourselves in.  It's also given the chance for the Club's most 'Senior Source' to start up with his social media 'reveals' again via the usual suspects (Whetstone/Ex/Gonzo/et al).

Take your pick what you believe, but he's either training on his own, gone on strike, nursing a back injury, or ready to stick one up the Cockerels.  Regardless it looks like he's off to Brazil in the not too distant future (frankly, who can blame him) and we'll now doubt 'soften the blow' with the exciting announcement of Adama Traore (Sullivan will need to spend the Paqueta dosh just to keep the lad in baby oil).

So back to this game. It's their dull, low block drudgery up against out dull, low block drudgery.  Maybe the new first team coach Paco Jemez can inspure Nuno to unshackle the beast, with tales of his relegation-cheating escapades at Rayo Vallecano (well, until they succombed in 2016). I doubt it though.  What is almost universally certain however, is that Spurs only fit-to-start frontman Kolo Muani will break his Spurs duck this weekend. Lump on!

Predicted line-up:

I expect Paqueta at best to be on the bench despite Nuno's protestations, meaning the decision will have to come down to whether to start both strikers, or stick one of the young CDMs in and push Fernandes higher up the pitch.  I suspect the latter.  The other decision...stick with T-Rex after a close-to-competent Cup performance, or welcome back Flapping Fonzi for some more 'punch their lights out' action.  My guess...the latter.
Areola

Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles

Soucek    Potts

Bowen        Fernandes     Summerville

Taty

Subs: Hermansen, KWP, Mayers, Casey, Magassa, Rodriguez, Kante, Irving & Pablo.
Predicted Score:

Well we have a bench full of negativity, a dug out lacking in adventure, and a team that barely limped past the might of QPR (in extra time no less).  They are drudgery personified.  But given our form predicting a 0:0 feels impossible.

Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham  (Kolo Muani, Soucek)

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nychammer wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 15:26 Pablo showng whys he's a worth every bit the 250k his last club paid for him
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Omg, how the fuck didn't they score there.
And Omg how don't you score there Taty
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should be 2-0 we got them on the ropes here
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Pablo showng whys he's a worth every bit the 250k his last club paid for him
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zico wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 15:20 Did we just score a goal where we didn't have to wait for VAR?
🤣🤣🤣 - They'll be spitting feathers at Stockley Park.
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Did we just score a goal where we didn't have to wait for VAR?
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Ben Davis going off with a 'I'm getting raped' injury.
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Well done Jimmy confidence helps doesn't it. Still worried about our defence though, certainly not going to be a one nil .
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Mamma Mia we’ve scored 
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Well what about that. Great build up, fast to the striker, lay off and wide. Great finish. COYI

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nychammer wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 15:15 quality move and finish by JIMMY!!!    1-0
 
 
Holy shit! Mother of God and as many Hail Mary's as you can fit in a Big Mac.
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Fkin wear that
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quality move and finish by JIMMY!!!    1-0
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How many times does Bruno Fernandes do that and gets away with it?
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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 15:04 I missed it, why did Taty get carded?
Signalled ref should give a card
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Is this on any TV channel?
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I think we've got this Frank looks like he's taken too much cocaine.
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Taty soppy cսnt his game is all about pressing and gets himself a yellow which will now restrict that. 
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Good start Taty....
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Manuel wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:55
Metroplex wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:52
smartypants wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:35 Tommy is starting because we need a leader on the pitch
(Bowen isn’t one) and he’s the best option we have. The Potts, Fernandez combo didn’t fair to well at Wolves. 
How exactly is he a leader?
He's tall.
And he waves his arm and point constantly. Leading us to a loss more likely...
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Metroplex wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:52
smartypants wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:35 Tommy is starting because we need a leader on the pitch
(Bowen isn’t one) and he’s the best option we have. The Potts, Fernandez combo didn’t fair to well at Wolves. 
How exactly is he a leader?
He's tall.
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smartypants wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 14:35 Tommy is starting because we need a leader on the pitch
(Bowen isn’t one) and he’s the best option we have. The Potts, Fernandez combo didn’t fair to well at Wolves. 
How exactly is he a leader?
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