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Spurs vs West Ham. Who finds a win?

It may be "our" Cup Final, and "they don't care" but they'll hate this. West Ham win.
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me up when it's done. Draw
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QPR win? Distant memory. Thomas tanks us. Spurs win.
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Well in what could be the last one of these for a while, we head to catchily names 'Tottenham Hotspur Stadium' this weekend for a clash between two sides who are, on form, pretty much the shittest in the league.

Thomas Frank, a manager that very few West Ham fans would have turned their nose up at any time post-Moyes is almost universally derided in North London, where his transformational overhaul at Spurs has seen them continue to concede just as many chances as they create (something Ange also managed), but has seen the frequency of those chances drop off a cliff.  Pretty it isn't.

Meanwhile at the toilet bowl, the saga involving Lucas Paqueta's desire to return to Brazil having been royally fucked over by English football in general, has once again reared it's ugly head...in some ways a refreshing distraction from the plight the Club is in, but in others, just another example of the disarray we find ourselves in.  It's also given the chance for the Club's most 'Senior Source' to start up with his social media 'reveals' again via the usual suspects (Whetstone/Ex/Gonzo/et al).

Take your pick what you believe, but he's either training on his own, gone on strike, nursing a back injury, or ready to stick one up the Cockerels.  Regardless it looks like he's off to Brazil in the not too distant future (frankly, who can blame him) and we'll now doubt 'soften the blow' with the exciting announcement of Adama Traore (Sullivan will need to spend the Paqueta dosh just to keep the lad in baby oil).

So back to this game. It's their dull, low block drudgery up against out dull, low block drudgery.  Maybe the new first team coach Paco Jemez can inspure Nuno to unshackle the beast, with tales of his relegation-cheating escapades at Rayo Vallecano (well, until they succombed in 2016). I doubt it though.  What is almost universally certain however, is that Spurs only fit-to-start frontman Kolo Muani will break his Spurs duck this weekend. Lump on!

Predicted line-up:

I expect Paqueta at best to be on the bench despite Nuno's protestations, meaning the decision will have to come down to whether to start both strikers, or stick one of the young CDMs in and push Fernandes higher up the pitch.  I suspect the latter.  The other decision...stick with T-Rex after a close-to-competent Cup performance, or welcome back Flapping Fonzi for some more 'punch their lights out' action.  My guess...the latter.
Areola

Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles

Soucek    Potts

Bowen        Fernandes     Summerville

Taty

Subs: Hermansen, KWP, Mayers, Casey, Magassa, Rodriguez, Kante, Irving & Pablo.
Predicted Score:

Well we have a bench full of negativity, a dug out lacking in adventure, and a team that barely limped past the might of QPR (in extra time no less).  They are drudgery personified.  But given our form predicting a 0:0 feels impossible.

Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham  (Kolo Muani, Soucek)

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Captain needs to step up now and get them up again.
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Pure fucking panic
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Come on Nuno you dopey cսnt get some subs on
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Rodriguez!!!!!

anyone know where Nuno lives?
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get soucek of FFS his race is run hes just giving away stupid fouls
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We could’ve stayed up easily this season if at any point we’d had a manager that tries to win games 
 
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matter of time
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Confident we are going to lose this now. Nuno can fuck off
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we need to win this. Nothing else will do us now.  
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You can’t sit back for a whole half, worse thing is, we sit back and invite pressure from shit teams with no confidence. We literally give them the confidence to have a go. And we continue to do it regardless of how little it works
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We're just a bunch of middle aged losers on WHO but any of us could do better in game management than nunu.
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NO ONE saw that coming 
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Another headed goal conceded which is a shame as the cb have been better today 
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Nuno repeats his mistakes time and time again. Always sits back on a lead.
How fucking slow is Pablo?
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Fucking Nuno,

the cսnt is allergic to trying to win football games. Fucking cling-on cսnt
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Jesus fkg wept... here we go, we're in danger of throwing this away now, chaps...
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stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:28
Keep dreaming" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:23 Wilson and Magassa on.
Soucek and Pablo off plz
Magassa? You didn't check the team sheet then?
 
 
Guess I didn't. Potts then, or whoever for fucking Soucek 
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COOL HAND LUKE" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:26 Sitting too deep again... have we learned nothing? 
 
 
 
 
We don't really have anyone on the bench who can push/drag everyone up the pitch though, do we?
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Games fully gone to shit

disgusting referee
Even worse manager in our dugout 
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were tuning to shit

SUUUUBBBSSS  Nuno SUBS!!!!
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How many times have we said "it's been coming" this season? Far too deep again.
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Keep dreaming" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:23 Wilson and Magassa on.
Soucek and Pablo off plz
Magassa? You didn't check the team sheet then?
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it was coming - regretting not making the most of being on top - that could be it now.

fresh legs NOW
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Fucking knew it.

Fuck fuck fuck management cսnt
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Typical Nuno second half
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