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Spurs vs West Ham. Who finds a win?

It may be "our" Cup Final, and "they don't care" but they'll hate this. West Ham win.
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me up when it's done. Draw
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QPR win? Distant memory. Thomas tanks us. Spurs win.
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Well in what could be the last one of these for a while, we head to catchily names 'Tottenham Hotspur Stadium' this weekend for a clash between two sides who are, on form, pretty much the shittest in the league.

Thomas Frank, a manager that very few West Ham fans would have turned their nose up at any time post-Moyes is almost universally derided in North London, where his transformational overhaul at Spurs has seen them continue to concede just as many chances as they create (something Ange also managed), but has seen the frequency of those chances drop off a cliff.  Pretty it isn't.

Meanwhile at the toilet bowl, the saga involving Lucas Paqueta's desire to return to Brazil having been royally fucked over by English football in general, has once again reared it's ugly head...in some ways a refreshing distraction from the plight the Club is in, but in others, just another example of the disarray we find ourselves in.  It's also given the chance for the Club's most 'Senior Source' to start up with his social media 'reveals' again via the usual suspects (Whetstone/Ex/Gonzo/et al).

Take your pick what you believe, but he's either training on his own, gone on strike, nursing a back injury, or ready to stick one up the Cockerels.  Regardless it looks like he's off to Brazil in the not too distant future (frankly, who can blame him) and we'll now doubt 'soften the blow' with the exciting announcement of Adama Traore (Sullivan will need to spend the Paqueta dosh just to keep the lad in baby oil).

So back to this game. It's their dull, low block drudgery up against out dull, low block drudgery.  Maybe the new first team coach Paco Jemez can inspure Nuno to unshackle the beast, with tales of his relegation-cheating escapades at Rayo Vallecano (well, until they succombed in 2016). I doubt it though.  What is almost universally certain however, is that Spurs only fit-to-start frontman Kolo Muani will break his Spurs duck this weekend. Lump on!

Predicted line-up:

I expect Paqueta at best to be on the bench despite Nuno's protestations, meaning the decision will have to come down to whether to start both strikers, or stick one of the young CDMs in and push Fernandes higher up the pitch.  I suspect the latter.  The other decision...stick with T-Rex after a close-to-competent Cup performance, or welcome back Flapping Fonzi for some more 'punch their lights out' action.  My guess...the latter.
Areola

Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles

Soucek    Potts

Bowen        Fernandes     Summerville

Taty

Subs: Hermansen, KWP, Mayers, Casey, Magassa, Rodriguez, Kante, Irving & Pablo.
Predicted Score:

Well we have a bench full of negativity, a dug out lacking in adventure, and a team that barely limped past the might of QPR (in extra time no less).  They are drudgery personified.  But given our form predicting a 0:0 feels impossible.

Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham  (Kolo Muani, Soucek)

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WILSON 1-2 !!!!

THATS WHY WE NEED HIM ON NUNO YOU CUUUNT
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Nuno is stupendously stupid.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:52
dealcanvey wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:50 Could do with Wilson coming on. He can nick a goal. This Taty can’t play upfront on his own.

guessing after Nuno openly said he wants Wilson to leave little chance on him coming on. 
You think Sullivan will sanction paying him for a few minutes on the pitch???
Wilson not playing today is nothing to do with Sullivan but you can see it that way if you want. 
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Team talk
Soucek
Rodriguez 

3 talking points to confirm Nono being a know nothing idiot.

Survival and panic mode for no reason. 1 point isn't enough...
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dealcanvey wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:50 Could do with Wilson coming on. He can nick a goal. This Taty can’t play upfront on his own.

guessing after Nuno openly said he wants Wilson to leave little chance on him coming on. 
You think Sullivan will sanction paying him for a few minutes on the pitch???
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we should be going al out to win this 

instead we're grimly clinging on for a point and we'll probably lose trying\

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FUCK OFF NUNO JUST GO
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Could do with Wilson coming on. He can nick a goal. This Taty can’t play upfront on his own.

guessing after Nuno openly said he wants Wilson to leave little chance on him coming on. 
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VAR going a-hunting. FUCK OFF
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Nuno doing his level best to lose yet again.  He seems to completely lack a winning mentality. He has to go. 
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There is an air of inevitability about how this is going. We're fucked end of.
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Does this cսnt understand we have to win games, not draw them 
 
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stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:39
Keep dreaming" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:38
Hermit Road" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:37 Pure fucking panic
 
Yep, we have turned into hopeless and headless chickens. Nuno going his best to lose this 
Genuinely don't think this has anything to do with the manager.
 
 
Genuinely disagree
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Dunno about Rodriguez. But definitely the right decision to hook Pablo for a proper midfielder.
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stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:39
Keep dreaming" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:38
Hermit Road" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:37 Pure fucking panic
 
Yep, we have turned into hopeless and headless chickens. Nuno going his best to lose this 
Genuinely don't think this has anything to do with the manager.
 
 
True. Although you would hope he could shows signs that he has a diagnosis by way of the substitutions he makes.
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Rodriguez for Pablo

You couldn't make this up 
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we've had  our pants pulled down on Pablo - hes just about ok but hes not 20M
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Don't worry lads we will have Tomas and Guido in midfield in a minute!
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Hey! Nuno! Stop fucking about with your selections trying to show Sullivan what/who we need. He don't get it. Never has, never will.

Prepare yourself for a deluge of famous named (but well past it) "stars" that "the fans want" and brown envelope driven no marks to help you not avoid relegation, while Sullivan insists that he did his best.
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rodriguez on for pablo
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Need to take Pablo off. He’s gassed. Put Potts on, get an extra body, and possession, in midfield. Make Spurs work harder - at the moment they’re bossing midfield.
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Keep dreaming" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:38
Hermit Road" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:37 Pure fucking panic
 
Yep, we have turned into hopeless and headless chickens. Nuno going his best to lose this 
Genuinely don't think this has anything to do with the manager.
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claypole wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:36 Come on Nuno you dopey cսnt get some subs on
We have no one on the bench worth bringing on
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Got rid if Paqueta only to get lumbered with Pablo.
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Hermit Road" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:37 Pure fucking panic
 
 
Yep, we have turned into hopeless and headless chickens. Nuno going his best to lose this 
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Once again our squad is killing us. Look who they've brought in despite an injury crisis. And look at us with no injuries to talk about. 

The squad is the reason....we need legs, and there is nothing on the bench to add to the team. 
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