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Spurs vs West Ham. Who finds a win?

It may be "our" Cup Final, and "they don't care" but they'll hate this. West Ham win.
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Yaaaawwwwnnnn. Wake me up when it's done. Draw
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QPR win? Distant memory. Thomas tanks us. Spurs win.
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Well in what could be the last one of these for a while, we head to catchily names 'Tottenham Hotspur Stadium' this weekend for a clash between two sides who are, on form, pretty much the shittest in the league.

Thomas Frank, a manager that very few West Ham fans would have turned their nose up at any time post-Moyes is almost universally derided in North London, where his transformational overhaul at Spurs has seen them continue to concede just as many chances as they create (something Ange also managed), but has seen the frequency of those chances drop off a cliff.  Pretty it isn't.

Meanwhile at the toilet bowl, the saga involving Lucas Paqueta's desire to return to Brazil having been royally fucked over by English football in general, has once again reared it's ugly head...in some ways a refreshing distraction from the plight the Club is in, but in others, just another example of the disarray we find ourselves in.  It's also given the chance for the Club's most 'Senior Source' to start up with his social media 'reveals' again via the usual suspects (Whetstone/Ex/Gonzo/et al).

Take your pick what you believe, but he's either training on his own, gone on strike, nursing a back injury, or ready to stick one up the Cockerels.  Regardless it looks like he's off to Brazil in the not too distant future (frankly, who can blame him) and we'll now doubt 'soften the blow' with the exciting announcement of Adama Traore (Sullivan will need to spend the Paqueta dosh just to keep the lad in baby oil).

So back to this game. It's their dull, low block drudgery up against out dull, low block drudgery.  Maybe the new first team coach Paco Jemez can inspure Nuno to unshackle the beast, with tales of his relegation-cheating escapades at Rayo Vallecano (well, until they succombed in 2016). I doubt it though.  What is almost universally certain however, is that Spurs only fit-to-start frontman Kolo Muani will break his Spurs duck this weekend. Lump on!

Predicted line-up:

I expect Paqueta at best to be on the bench despite Nuno's protestations, meaning the decision will have to come down to whether to start both strikers, or stick one of the young CDMs in and push Fernandes higher up the pitch.  I suspect the latter.  The other decision...stick with T-Rex after a close-to-competent Cup performance, or welcome back Flapping Fonzi for some more 'punch their lights out' action.  My guess...the latter.
Areola

Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles

Soucek    Potts

Bowen        Fernandes     Summerville

Taty

Subs: Hermansen, KWP, Mayers, Casey, Magassa, Rodriguez, Kante, Irving & Pablo.
Predicted Score:

Well we have a bench full of negativity, a dug out lacking in adventure, and a team that barely limped past the might of QPR (in extra time no less).  They are drudgery personified.  But given our form predicting a 0:0 feels impossible.

Spurs 1 - 1 West Ham  (Kolo Muani, Soucek)

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Areola - better than herman cսnt
Mavropanos - greek tragedy cսnt
Todibo - one leg longer than the other cսnt
Scarles - wont make it in the premier league cսnt
Wan bissaka - croydon afcon cսnt
Summerville - championship cսnt
Fernandes - mateus rose cսnt
Bowen - shit captain cսnt
Soucek - slow cսnt
Pablo - 250k cսnt
Taty - shrug my shoulders cսnt

Rodriguez - slower cսnt
Wilson - cunting fuckface cսnt

Nuno - stoned cսnt
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One thing I do like seeing a lot of in recent times in the spirited fighting for the cause, in particular Mavropanos, Fernandes, Soucek, Summverville, Bowen. It's why I'd sooner see them in the side than an absolute wantaway wanker in Paqueta long gone for the sake of togetherness within the Team. We are a better Team without him in the side these days and why I was so convinced him out of the picture would be foe the best. 
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I guess the headlines tonight/tomorrow will be all about how the mighty Spurs were robbed...assuming the tsunami of shit all about Manchester United winning a game doesn't dominate every media outlet.
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twoleftfeet wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:08
southbankbornnbred wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:07 Get in!

Played shit, but battled hard. I’ll take any win - especially against those pillocks!

Wilson caused problems in a short period. We didn’t need two unknown forwards - one of them (Spud) would have done. We needed a CB.

Anyway. Crap win. But a win. Have it.
 
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That’s me being “joyous”.
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Might even watch MOTD tonight
Frank surely goes tonight 

What do you think of Tottenham?
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Great win!

I like our new signings, early days I know but they look like they know what they are doing and have a nice touch. Castellano’s (spelling) is a busy little cսnt which is what we need. 

Still find ourselves under way too much pressure at times but I see a definite improvement since Nuno took over. Fingers crossed it continues.

 
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I said at HT Wilson should be on for Pablo, the man is a born sniffer. has to start next week.

The bonus to this is that we have also fucked Spurs, Frank look done at the end lol.
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Sir Alf" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 08:21 Thats the reality check some of the optimists ( bless em ) beed Tomsdad.  

In the past , ive always seen a West Ham team capable of springing a surprise now and then. Not this one. We dont have 11 players good enough with strength and pace stlill a central issue but also we dont have a well managed or coached squad that can play at a level that compensates for its inadequacies. An inconvenient truth. 

This wont happen but Id give Magassa a forwsrd lying role and use his strength to defend from the front and make runs with the ball Vierra style as he surpridingly did well a few times against Fulham.  He’s positionally less risky there and him and Potts too similar to be lying deep and actually Fernandes is quicker and can snap into tackles and besides got to try something different. Soucek is just too slow. Shame we cant just bring him on for defending corners and set pieces then take him off again 🤭

Summerville is at least an option from the bench and typically better against tiring teams

But I bet Mavro is injured. So all pointless as Kilman plays we are 2 goals down already.

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Wan Bissaka   Mavropanos   Todibo   Scarles
Fernandes     Potts
Bowen Magassa Taty
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twoleftfeet wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:09
Maverick180180 wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:07
stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:06
It would appear he did
 
Oh behave 
great result 
but that prick did everything he could in the second half to fuck it up
 
You’re a fucking idiot.
 
 
Your mums a fucking idiot 
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Even at Nunio's shittiest they still had no answer. Cheers as always Yids.
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Fair play to those that predicted a win.. A nice moment in a so far horrible season 
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:09
Massive Attack" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:52
Leonard Hatred" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:47 WE WILL DEFEAT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR BY TWO GOALS TO ONE. 

STAND ON ME.

Oi, got a bone to pick with you...
10th Sept

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WE WILL DEFEAT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR BY TWO GOALS TO ONE. 

STAND ON ME.

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.. You fucking promised, Leonard! And I'm not going to get off your back until you get this fucking right!






 
 
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:47 WE WILL DEFEAT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR BY TWO GOALS TO ONE. 

STAND ON ME.
 
 
You finally got it right, take a bow, Leonard! 👏
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COOL HAND LUKE" wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:05 Fkg pathetic watching officialdom desperately looking for ways to disallow it... cnts...
VAR were always going to check that one
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Massive Attack" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:52
Leonard Hatred" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:47 WE WILL DEFEAT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR BY TWO GOALS TO ONE. 

STAND ON ME.

Oi, got a bone to pick with you...
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STAND ON ME.

viewtopic.php?t=6758&start=275

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.. You fucking promised, Leonard! And I'm not going to get off your back until you get this fucking right!




 
 
 
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Sir Alf" wrote: 16 Jan 2026, 17:36 The 5 people saying we will win need certifying asap and  quickly put into those jackets with very long arms that wrap around the back. 

We can only guess that its just the pure guessing of eternal optimists who would always say we win how unlikely it is. This weekend we will go down meekly just like we did at Wolves. A 3 or 4 goal loss without a doubt. We are a very poor squad and probably have the 2nd worse first 11 in the division. They are not great but will get a comfortable win possibly aided by VAR or ref early on but us crumbling over 90 mins. 





 
 
 
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Maverick180180 wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:07
stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:06
Maverick180180 wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:44 Does this cսnt understand we have to win games, not draw them 





 
It would appear he did
 
Oh behave 
great result 
but that prick did everything he could in the second half to fuck it up
 
 
You’re a fucking idiot.
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Spirited effort from everyone despite an awful second half tactically.

But what a HUGE goal from Wilson. 4 points doesn’t seem such a mountain to climb and could prove a difference on a transfer target.





 
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F 129 Row66 » 17 Jan 2026, 16:47There is an air of inevitability about how this is going. We're fucked end of.
Can I retract That post
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Great result but as the cliche goes it doesn't mean anything if we dont get anything from Sunderland 
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southbankbornnbred wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:07 Get in!

Played shit, but battled hard. I’ll take any win - especially against those pillocks!

Wilson caused problems in a short period. We didn’t need two unknown forwards - one of them (Spud) would have done. We needed a CB.

Anyway. Crap win. But a win. Have it.
 
 
You’re a miserable cսnt.
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ragingbull wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:00 Best striker at the club he's been treated badly by Nuno.
 
 
 
 
Just makes me even more angry about our current situation when we've underused him so much. His quality up top in the Prem is worlds apart from anyone we have been using in his absence. Joke management of him.

As for Spurzzz with a Home form to rival ours.. HAHAHA! HAVE SOME OF THAT YOU NORTH LONDON CUNTS! 🤣

2-1 IN YOUR CUP FINAL! 
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stubbo-admin wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:06
Maverick180180 wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 16:44 Does this cսnt understand we have to win games, not draw them 



 
It would appear he did
 
 
Oh behave 
great result 
but that prick did everything he could in the second half to fuck it up
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Maverick180180 wrote: 17 Jan 2026, 17:06 Can someone explain to me how VAR checks for an offside from a fucking corner 


 
 
 
The second ball... But who cares and get in
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Get in!

Played shit, but battled hard. I’ll take any win - especially against those pillocks!

Wilson caused problems in a short period. We didn’t need two unknown forwards - one of them (Spud) would have done. We needed a CB.

Anyway. Crap win. But a win. Have it.
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