West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[Vexed]

The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.

We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.

Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.

Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?

Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly

We dont need seven wins. We need a point more than one of the other cunts. Five wins, three draws sees us safe. This is achievable if we play like we have in the last two. 

[onsideman]

We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home 

That’s probably our best chance at the moment

This is true, unfortunately they actually look quite good compared to the likes of Forest, Spurs and Palace. You can almost guarantee Moyes' Everton will throw in a stinker tomorrow like Brentford did today. 

 

 

Yeah they do, they're playing with confidence and getting the breaks. I'm hoping a bit of bad luck and maybe an injury to Calvert-Lewin could see them going on a bad run

[eusebiovic]

The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.

We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.

Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.

Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?

Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly

[Massive Attack]

We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home 

That’s probably our best chance at the moment

They're the one's I'm banking on catching as well. It's set up for last game of the season in a high stakes game/tear-up.

[Vexed]

We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home 

That’s probably our best chance at the moment

This is true, unfortunately they actually look quite good compared to the likes of Forest, Spurs and Palace. You can almost guarantee Moyes' Everton will throw in a stinker tomorrow like Brentford did today. 

[Itsupforgrabsnooow]

We only need to claw back 3 points on Leeds before the last game of the season then we play them at home 

That’s probably our best chance at the moment

[violator]

Looking at the table and still needing 8 points to catch the main pack. Id say, despite mini upturn in results we looked fooked still. Cannot see the Palace and Spurs slumps continuing too much longer. And although we’ve looked better its still too early to say it will continue fot 15 more games. Just feels like we need good fortune and there is little or none this season

Palace and Forest in Europe could help us.

[Vexed]

Palace have worse form than Wolves, Burnley and everything in between. Two points in seven games

They lose Wharton to suspension for their game against...... Forest. The luck just seems to be following Forest at the moment. Can't last forever though! 

[nychammer]

Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands 

 

That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.

I think we’ll push it close but that forest game was the straw that broke the camels back. There is hope however and well go into the Chelsea game on a high so who knows, stranger things have happened !!

[Westham67]

Palace have worse form than Wolves, Burnley and everything in between. Two points in seven games

[Vexed]

Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands 

 

That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.

Doubt it. 38 points and we're golden. 

[Vexed]

Looking at the table and still needing 8 points to catch the main pack. Id say, despite mini upturn in results we looked fooked still. Cannot see the Palace and Spurs slumps continuing too much longer. And although we’ve looked better its still too early to say it will continue fot 15 more games. Just feels like we need good fortune and there is little or none this season

Shutup you boring fucking cսnt 

[Manuel]

Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands 

 

 

That is a simple and positive way of looking at it, but do we have it in us. It's looking like it's going to be over 40 points this season.

[Westham67]

 Back to a five-point gap, no difference from yesterday. This is more demoralising than losing, but I am ever the optimist; a lot can happen in 15 games

[nychammer]

Yep it will truly be the great escape. We’ll have win at least 2-3 more games than forest or Leeds. Still in our hands 

[Sir Alf]

Looking at the table and still needing 8 points to catch the main pack. Id say, despite mini upturn in results we looked fooked still. Cannot see the Palace and Spurs slumps continuing too much longer. And although we’ve looked better its still too early to say it will continue fot 15 more games. Just feels like we need good fortune and there is little or none this season

[Vexed]

This result for Forest is massive. With GD they are effectively 6 ahead of us again. As brilliant as the Spurs away and Sunderland home wins were the damage was done in December. A Brentford win here I would have still had hope but I think we're still fucked to be honest

 

 

 

 

GD doesn't really figure because to win two games we'd need to overtake them our GD will naturally improve. 

Good result for Forest but they can't be this lucky forever, they look absolutely awful. Brentford have been abysmal and have basically pumelled Forest for 90 mins. 

We keep playing like we are we will stay up. This is a kick in the nuts though. Jammy cunts! 

[claypole]

Only need the 6 wins and 3 draws out of the remaining games
 

[twoleftfeet]

Yep the curse holds firm. 

We aint beating Chelsea away.

Damage done over xmas period. 

Forest 2 up from 20% possession.  Dyche unzipping

 

 

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[Massive Attack]

Damage done over xmas period. 



 

 

 

Yep or more broadly since Bournemouth Away. To not win even once during that 10 game period has seriously cunted us right up in the table. Even by busting a gut nowadays by picking up maximum 6 points from 6 we are still effectively 6 points from safety. 

[El Scorchio]

Brentford had an extraordinary home record. Until today. 

agree Forest likely not our main rivals given their next five or so games. They could easily get 10-13 points from them. However they would beat Leeds and palace which would be helpful. 

I also think Leeds and Palace might be our most likely rivals. And we still play them both. If palace lose to both Burnley and wolves they are right in the shit 

[threesixty]

We’ve just got to concentrate on us really. Let’s see if forest can low block there way through the rest of their games. Other teams will work it out. 

[Tomshardware]

Yep the curse holds firm. 

We aint beating Chelsea away.

Damage done over xmas period. 

Forest 2 up from 20% possession.  Dyche unzipping

People were saying that before the Spurs game, then before yesterday's game.   No reason why we can't go to Chelsea and get a result.   

[onsideman]

That Ouattara is almost as big a waste of £40m as Max Kilman 

[Sir Alf]

Beat the all time points record for relegation and go down with 43-45 points. Who holds that record ?