West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[El Scorchio]

Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.

They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).

They will sack Glasner if they keep losing.

Yeah, they'll have no choice but to. They probably should have done it already, the moment the discontent boiled over. Chances are they'll have enough to stay up with what they got before it went tits but we could be right on their tail in about three weeks. i don;t see them getting anything off Forest (who's fixtures will see them pull clear) or Brighton, and then if they fail to beat either Burnley or Wolves (coming between their Europe play off tie), you don't see where many other points are coming from at all- maybe Leeds or Everton but the rest of their fixtures look quite tough. Crucially we still have a crack at them so if we are close and beat them, that could be huge.

[Manuel]

Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.

They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).

They will sack Glasner if they keep losing.

[Manuel]

If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.

It would help us for sure THIS WEEK  , but far from grim if Leeds Utd get a result there.
It's all about what WE do from here.
You'll drive yourself insane if you go down the rabbit hole of other clubs and stats and all that noise .

We sort ourselves out.. and what will be will be

Yea yea I keep seeing this theory being banded around of late and to an extent can see the point, if we keep winning then we stay up, yes, but if you want to be realistic about the situation we are going to be fucked if the teams above us keep winning, you are going to have to end up getting north of 40 points.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.

They are reminding me of Moyes's last season...
players are thick as mince..but not that thick.
When you KNOW the gaffer has downed tools it's only heading one way.
I can't see us catching them , but it's certainly not impossible...
(Note. : to myself ..don't go down the rabbit hole).

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.

It would help us for sure THIS WEEK  , but far from grim if Leeds Utd get a result there.
It's all about what WE do from here.
You'll drive yourself insane if you go down the rabbit hole of other clubs and stats and all that noise .

We sort ourselves out.. and what will be will be

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Slowly ..slowly..catchy monkey

Keep doing what WE  are doing and ignore  the rest

[Manuel]

If Leeds win tonight it will look grim, or grimmer. We need a favour from the ginger one.

[Manuel]

Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 

Nah not for me, fanciful stuff. They have home games against Wolves and Burnley coming up, and if they keep losing they will sack Glasner and probably get a bounce.

[Mex Martillo]

Just think if we had not won!
Slowly, slowly

[BBondsBootlaces]

Not beating the teams in and around us will sink us.

[El Scorchio]

Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 

Put a couple of quid on them at 22 during the week

[Sir Alf]

Thx Toms. Its one of the only things I excel in.

[Eastside surge]

Crystal Palace now 10-1 for relegation, they were 25-1 last week I reckon they could be the team we end up having to overhaul 

[Tomshardware]

Alf you are one miserable and boring cսnt.  I thought I was a miserable and boring bastard but you even surpass me.

[Fauxstralian]

I think we catch Palace & Tottenham 

[pdcwhu]

I think we catch leeds

[El Scorchio]

Can’t see Palace getting any joy if sticking with Glasner. He’s unhappy anc doesn’t want to be there and the players are unhappy and probably some of them don’t want to be there. Mateta wants out and it’s likely Wharton will as well after seeing the heart of their side depart in 18 months. 

They should sack him now really. It would be in their best interests. But I hope they don’t for our best interests. 

[Sir Alf]

Lets see how Sullivan supports Nuno in the transfer market this week. Get better back up at CB and central midfield and we might have the resources to give it a go but ideally we need a team or two to go into or continue to have a long run of defeats / no wins until end of season.  Trouble is that teams like Spurs will pull the plug on their manager soon and probably get a bounce and we’re 3 wins behind them. Palace have Glasner and while they are struggling currently, he had the same thing last season in one spell but turned them around. 

Leeds get a result tomorrow and its really looking bleak again.  I know Im a misery but I like to face reality head on and “have seen this film before” 3 times.  

We shall see. Need a few other results to start going our way thats for sure.

[smartypants]

It’s highly likely we will go into the last game of season 3rd from bottom and 2 points behind Leeds. That should be entertaining.

[Fauxstralian]

Can’t trust anyone to help us … not Scousers or West London ladyboys like Brentford
Think high 30’s will be needed which means maybe 6 wins out of 15
If we can’t win that many we deserve to go
Number 1 can be Chelsea next week

[Bondholder]

We've been in worse situations, however Forest have played most of the big teams twice and we still have to play City, United, Liverpool, Villa and Chelsea. The damage was really done during December so now it's just a case of hitting and hoping now that other teams plummet. 

[yngwies Cat]

Palace coming down with decorations.
Hopefully they will join the bottom feeders.

[Fortunes Hiding]

Fook me. 

Alf is a miserable fooker. 

[honky cat]

Ok
We'll have to beat chelsea then. Which we will ...

[Vexed]

The cold hard facts are we've won 5 out of 23 matches.

We need 7 wins out of 15 to stay up. I get the feeling that 40 points might be needed this season.

Plenty of teams have done it before but it's a tall order to be honest.

Didn't Leicester win 7 out of 9 to avoid relegation the season before they were champions?

Rock bottom as well if I remember correctly

We dont need seven wins. We need a point more than one of the other cunts. Five wins, three draws sees us safe. This is achievable if we play like we have in the last two.