i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.
i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.
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You'll never take the east end
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cup of tea
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Nope, not for me, its utterly cringeworthy. Unfortunately its just a reflection on modern society (which is shit) where the sole aim, in this case anyway, isn't to promote West Ham but for cuntbook, twatter and instatcunt views.
This song can fuck off, its bad enough being at the toilet bowl let alone having a song like this utter shit 'representing' us
This song can fuck off, its bad enough being at the toilet bowl let alone having a song like this utter shit 'representing' us
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Chip Shop Charlie
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A reflection of today's fan-base...soft and wanky. Give me the Cockney Rejects any day.
We ain't spurs.
We ain't spurs.
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95 North - Let Yourself Go
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honky cat" wrote: ↑10 Feb 2026, 08:51Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: ↑10 Feb 2026, 08:04 Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.
I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.
All together now
Going out on a limb despite all the banter I rate this tune and the sentiment! The culture will never die….vould get Olivia Dean to do a cover….⚒
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Mad Ferret
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Really hope this song gets an airing tonight.
Huge game which needs a huge atmosphere.
Huge game which needs a huge atmosphere.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: ↑10 Feb 2026, 08:04 Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.
I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.
All together now
I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.
All together now
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Dick Shaftsbury
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Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
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yngwies Cat
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It's a bit cold play/nu Arsenal and the whoo whoo bit at the end is a bit cringe.
Geezers got a good voice mind
Should have done the bad manners tatty song.
Geezers got a good voice mind
Should have done the bad manners tatty song.
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Re: You'll never take the east end
I hope so
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factory seconds" wrote: ↑07 Feb 2026, 11:06 to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist.
I reckon this is a shoe in for Eurovision
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factory seconds
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to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist.
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Massive Attack
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Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
in protest?
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Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.
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If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.
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Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 09:14Eerie Decent" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 09:07Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.Not a fan of Bubbles, son?Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.
We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.
It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.
The next level of cringey post Thierry Henry level of tourist fans you mean?