West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[Massive Attack]

Talking about doing things on the cheap, have we totally dispensed with ball boys (and girls)?

A European Tribunal on Human Rights ruled that the potential distances needed to be covered at the OS to chase down stray balls was too great for minors to be employed without compensation.

Should have hired Mountbatten as an offical child snatcher lurking around the Stadium to get them moving. 

[nychammer]

Talking about doing things on the cheap, have we totally dispensed with ball boys (and girls)?

A European Tribunal on Human Rights ruled that the potential distances needed to be covered at the OS to chase down stray balls was too great for minors to be employed without compensation.

[Manuel]

Saw somebody say that we need to stay in touch by April when we  have Wolves, Palace, Leeds, Everton, Brentford to play. Sounds about right, but we need to pull something out the bag in other games and we need favours.

[Alfs]

Sullivan will be totally to blame if/ when we get relegated.

The club has one of the biggest revenue streams in world football and the cheapskate cսnt does everything on the cheap. He's an utter wanker and a stain on the club.

Finally you have written something that I agree with.  

[fraser]

We're 5th in the form league over the last 6 games doing better than all our relegation rivals Above us Bournemouth, Man U and Chelsea who we've played in that 6 yet we're still 5th . That's some very tough games. So it's not bottling it and not being brave enough in our current form it's the fucking shit show first half of the season 

[Gary Strodders shank]

We have improved undoubtedly but not turning good performances into wins and are simply running out of road.

The centre forwards recruited are no Hartson and Kitson and the lack of a cutting edge coupled with our defensive woes last year will ultimately see us relegated.

Poor recruitment over the past two or three seasons has ultimately been our downfall.

40m for Kilman FFS.

 

[Iron Duke]

Talking about doing things on the cheap, have we totally dispensed with ball boys (and girls)?

[Come On You Irons]

Sullivan will be totally to blame if/ when we get relegated.

The club has one of the biggest revenue streams in world football and the cheapskate cսnt does everything on the cheap. He's an utter wanker and a stain on the club.

[nychammer]

Relegation I can take. Relegation with a squad that’s just coming together and playing decent football  (by recent standards) will be harder to swallow. Sullivan will look to asset strip and we’ll be starting from scratch on the cheap 

[Fortunes Hiding]

I think it would be a good time to play Villa now, hopefully in four weeks , they will still be off the pace. 

[nychammer]

if we can win we are still bottom 3

however 
IF both us an Liverpool win by a couple we could be out......
IF Arsenal wake up after dropping points to Wolves......

Then its Game on. 

As I write this Villa Equalise

For now all we can do is try to keep winning.

[fraser]

If these scores stay the same hopefully it inspires us to win then nothing has changed other than we're likely to be closer to spurs. 

[goose]

Yup every time I think a team will get pulled into it, they pull out a result.

[Fortunes Hiding]

We need three points today. Everyone seems to be winning. 

[Manuel]

I've thought it was between us and Forest for a while now, but got a feeling they might find some form too.

[El Scorchio]

Certainly getting no fucking favours off anyone else this season. Quite extraordinary how everyone at the bottom seems to be finding form when they need to. 

[fraser]

Leeds and Brighton both ahead 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

And with the most players out that reaches double figures. 

Nothing to see here, everything is fine..

Blast from the past..walls top boy

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

And with the most players out that reaches double figures. 

Nothing to see here, everything is fine..

[Westham67]

Forest are 13th there play of games are 19th and 26th February

Sent you a WhatsApp 

Thanks mate I responded 

[twoleftfeet]

Ferret showing his true colours. 

[fraser]

Forest are 13th there play of games are 19th and 26th February

Sent you a WhatsApp 

[Massive Attack]

And with the most players out that reaches double figures. 

Nothing to see here, everything is fine..

[Eerie Decent]

You think the team who are 5th from bottom, in the worst form down there, with a new manager who is unproven, have no chance of going down?

Some would say you have a slight bias there, son.

[Mad Ferret]

No chance, sadly!