Britney Spears nicked

[Come On You Irons]

For "driving under the influence".

She used to be a pwopa sort, now she is just a washed up, tragic mess.

I can see her buying a farm very soon.

[oioi]

I worked with her very briefly 20 odd years ago. She was easy going, quite fit and very professional. I liked her. Never liked her music.

[Swiss.]

She still looks quite fit. I could find a short slot for her if she was in town  

And I don't mean short on my part.

[Gank]

She's 44. I've been keeping tabs for 20 years.

[Iron Duke]

I thought the thread said Britney Spears naked and jumped straight in. At first I was disappointed, then remembered she must be nearly 50.

[Gank]

I could fix her. Is she still worth a load of money?

[Come On You Irons]

Her life seems pretty Toxic right now.

[WHU(Exeter)]

Oooops, she did it again

[Cabbige Savage]

She had to hit the booze more more time.  

Ok I'll get me coat. 

Wart is this?
A stupid Banglardashion joke only Banglarshion will get? 

[violator]

I bet she's a fucking maniac in bed, trouble is you'd be too scared to fall asleep afterwards 

[Swiss.]

She had to hit the booze more more time.  

Ok I'll get me coat. 

[Swiss.]

I was just thinking its almost time for after work Britneys right now. 

[Alfs]

She has mental health problems, for sure.  Show Biz fucks up a lot of people.