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Just been announced that Josh Hazlewood will miss the first test due to start in Perth next Friday. This is a big blow to the Australians as they will already be without their captain and no.1 pace bowler Pat Cummins.

Englands preparations for the tour has been questioned by many as they have opted to play no warm up games aside from a one off against the English lions. 

Many are saying that its crucial that we get of to a good start in Perth which basically means we cant afford to lose seeing as the 2nd test in Brisbane is a day/night game ( fucking ridiculous) where the Aussies are strongly fancied.

Looking forward to this now but really unsure of how it will play out, I guess I'd still make them slight favourites due to home advantage. Going to be a few all nighters in the coming weeks for me, let's hope it'll be worth it.

Brain dead batting from Atkinson there. Totally gave his wicket away. What a moron.

Anyone else think that MARNUS bears a resemblance to that banjo plucking, porch dwelling cսnt from ' Deliverance' ?

Balls they could have left
And Pope & Crawley were caught & bowled off AIRY FAIRY drives off a fast bowler
 

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 07:42 Can imagine the top 5 sitting in the dressing room FUMING 
We were told to go out and swing at every ball & Stokes comes in and plays like a Test batsman

Just as well call it now, 5-0 Australia 

Can imagine the top 5 sitting in the dressing room FUMING 
We were told to go out and swing at every ball & Stokes comes in and plays like a Test batsman

Jack's gone.

7 down now.

Both Stokes and Jack's are scoring at 1 run for every 3 balls faced. Where was this level of discipline in the three previous innings?

Tak.

I keep hearing from current players that Cricket has changed and some of these old timers are stuck in the past. The one thing that will NEVER change is that unless you play with 'cricket common sense,' you'll get nowhere.

Takashi Miike" wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 03:12

Well an innings defeat has been avoided but the only thing that will fill yesterday's ( and Perths) cracks is a repeat of Headingly 81. 
Be the biggest shock in cricket history if it gets even close to happening.

I listened to a few cricket podcasts yesterday and all the pundits/ex pros said the same thing. Australias 9/10 and 11 showed a greater understanding of whats needed in their situation than our lot could only dream of. The team isnt ( mentally) match fit and we are getting destroyed by what is a bang average test side. England's predicament isn't about talent, its a lack of discipline and in game management.

And to think Cummins and Lyon have yet to feature in this series.

And yes, I'm a fucking idiot. Despite what i said yesterday, my alarm was set for 4am. The Mrs suggests i get tested for some sort of disorder and its very hard to argue against that.

How many times have England actually won the Ashes in the last 20 years, anyone know?

England playing proper Test cricket valuing their wickets!
 

Adelaide next up..
shuffle the pack because we're done already... put Rew in for Smith .
Potts   for The Jamaican or Atkinson.

Shambles 
 

Takashi Miike" wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 03:12

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 01:18 How good is Starc though. He's proper on one this series bowling out of his skin. Don't even need Lyon's or Cummins the way he's going.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑07 Dec 2025, 01:18 How good is Starc though. He's proper on one this series bowling out of his skin. Don't even need Lyon's or Cummins the way he's going.

How good is Starc though. He's proper on one this series bowling out of his skin. Don't even need Lyon's or Cummins the way he's going.

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 14:41 Entitled to stand your ground if you don’t think you’ve hit it or given not out but a couple of those were BIG edges & they must have known they were out. Just makes you look stupid 
Brook one where he rightly reviewed & then the umpire lost his bottle next ball and didn’t give an obvious edge was amusing 

Stokes will stay as captain next summer as there isn’t an obvious replacement 
Root will want to concentrate on getting past Tendulkars total
I saw Starc went past Wasim Akram as the leading left arm wicket taker in Tests. Interviewer told him he was now the GOAT of left armers
Starc wasn’t having it & said it was and will always be Wasim
Doing a great job carrying the 4 man attack (Cummins Hazlewood Starc & Lyon) on his own

 

Spineless cunts...the end .
 

Cummins is the Captain so will obviously resume if as expected he is fit for Adelaide
Imagine Cummins & Lyon will replace Doggett & Neser in the XI
Adding an extra 850 Test wickets

Fauxstralian wrote: ↑06 Dec 2025, 13:46 There ARE county players who can play proper red ball cricket
Theyve just been sidelined because they aren’t ‘exciting’ enough

First step would be an English coach who actually cares about England winning Test matches & the Ashes
McCullum? Having a fun time counting his money but will walk away not particularly bothered 
Trying to play positive cricket is a good thing but there are times in 5 days where you have to resist or grind the other team 
That requires some subtlety & nuance. Relying on a New Zealander for that ? Now THAT is brainless

Are we witnessing the end of Bazball? - Analysis
By
Stephan Shemilt
Chief Cricket Reporter

On this Saturday at the Gabba, we had Jofra Archer arriving with a pillow, Michael Vaughan refusing to down a pint with a group of Stormtroopers and Bluey beating Peppa Pig in a vote to be crowned the superior children's cartoon.All seemed more plausible events than an England display of steel, substance and fortitude.England are once again being slaughtered at the Gabbatoir and are left in need of a Christmas miracle on Vulture Street. They cannot lose the series here, but the Ashes will surely be gone before Father Christmas has checked his list twice.There will be a long, long time for recriminations and post-mortem - this series does not end until the second week of January.Are we witnessing the end of the Bazball project? There is a reasonable chance the men in charge of England - Ben Stokes, Brendon McCullum and Rob Key - remain in post regardless of the result, though some deep soul-searching over what this team stands for will be required.Just as Darth Vader arrived in the crowd, Pat Cummins stalked through the media centre as a reminder England have been taking on a 'weakened' Australia team. There is ample opportunity for this tour to get much, much worse.This was supposed to be England's big chance to win in Australia, the most-anticipated Ashes in a generation.Instead, it will be as good as over inside six days and England will only be battling to avoid producing their worst performance in Australia this century.

C+P from BBEB

Anyone know if Cummins will resume the captaincy upon his return or will they carry on with 60 grit Smith?