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Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Come On You Irons
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Judge Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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On suspicion of sounding someone at a Golf Course.

What a classy bloke bloke this criminal is.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Fauxstralian wrote: 21 Mar 2026, 06:19 Was reading this latest award against Barton may ruin him financially with all the legal costs?
Well off after his football career & may have blown it all
The silly cսnt

Perhaps he could be Nigel’s latest Reform parliamentary candidate? 
Fuck me!

You hate Farage/Brexit more that the fucking Guardian (and Independent), who are simply gagging to drag the country back to the "good old" Labour/Conservative/Oddballs days.

Must be difficult times for them working out where they really stand, what with so many of their readers voting for Brexit then going on to support Reform UK.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Joey Barton - Football = Thomas Cashman

 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Was reading this latest award against Barton may ruin him financially with all the legal costs?
Well off after his football career & may have blown it all
The silly cսnt

Perhaps he could be Nigel’s latest Reform parliamentary candidate? 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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One Sunny Day" wrote: 17 Mar 2026, 16:23 The cսnt should have already been in jail after he beat up his missus. No surprise to see on here, though, the usual suspects trying to defend him when they don't even know the full story yet. It was like the time they started a thread announcing that Christopher Jefferies killed Joanna Yeates and they knew it all along because he looked weird.
Do YOU "even know the full story yet"?
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Massive Attack" wrote: 17 Mar 2026, 13:29 I'm with you Faux, bomb fuck out the Scousers. Fed up of them keep costing us. I'll hold my own minute's applause once it's done. 👏 
Minute's applause? Pah!

White armband for me should that happen, matey-peeps.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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The cսnt should have already been in jail after he beat up his missus. No surprise to see on here, though, the usual suspects trying to defend him when they don't even know the full story yet. It was like the time they started a thread announcing that Christopher Jefferies killed Joanna Yeates and they knew it all along because he looked weird.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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XKhammer wrote: 17 Mar 2026, 12:05
THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 



 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
But he has a point as scousers are proper scum as dont even class themselves as English 
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne 
 
 
As someone who lives in Scouseland snd married to one, I can tell you that’s all bollocks. 

They’re the same as the rest of the country, and technically Huyton where Barton’s from is Knowsley, so he’s not a Scouser. 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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I'm with you Faux, bomb fuck out the Scousers. Fed up of them keep costing us. I'll hold my own minute's applause once it's done. 👏 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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Glad to see a sarcastic remark has triggered a few snowflakes 

As for Barton he is presumably wealthy after his football career and should have a comfortable life 
That said he spends his time talking nonsense to Eni Aluko and fighting golfers
What a dozy cսnt he is
He is a middle aged man ffs
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
But he has a point as scousers are proper scum as dont even class themselves as English 
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 10:53
Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?

Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?

I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
He gets  agg everyday of his life 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)

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I told him  id stand by him and I will .
'They ' want him gone 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 13:26 Short fuse my arse. The bloke's a lunatic. How he hasn't been jailed already is a mystery.
 Another ignorant lazy arsed assumption based on fuck all .
If you take the time to watch his YouTube channel...I think you'll find he's far from a lunatic 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:05 Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
Interesting  that you assume Barton is the villain here 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Far Cough UKunt" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 16:08 Did he use his nine iron on him?
If only
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Eastside surge" wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 12:41 Scummy fucker from a family of scummy fuckers
Oh really...you know em ?
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Mad Ferret" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:41
THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 


 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic. 
So am I ...fucking disgusting perverts
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Manuel wrote: 10 Mar 2026, 12:24 Lol he makes me laugh does Barton. So he beat up a golfer, nothing to see here.
the golfer teed off first 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Thundercunt & Mad Foreskin
What a pair!
Merseyside is a crime ridden hell hole with no redeeming features
 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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THUNDERCLINT wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 12:09
Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic. 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Fauxstralian wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:35
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 
 
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.

Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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The victim is a former non league football manager called Kevin
Suspect he might not be your usual headteacher with leather patches on his cardigan elbows
Sounds a bit Harry Enfield’s Scousers having a punch up in a golf club
Sad old middle aged men who need to CALM DOWN 

Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled 

Favourite bit of the story is Eni Aluko’s lawyer being called Gervase De Wilde. 
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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It is understood that an argument started inside the clubhouse. There is a suggestion that a weapon was subsequently produced from outside the building.

Sounds like the fella was glassed
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)

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Come On You Irons" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.

And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?

Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?

I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
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