Crapaqueta

[THUNDERCLINT]

Hopefully that's the last we see of the overhyped cսnt.

Out the door 1st Jan.

[Sir Alf]

Never lived up the hype / reputation. He failed in Italy as a number 10, then was successful with Lyon as a number 8.   Rarely played that role at West Ham under successive managers and then subjected to a betting trial ( by media ) that lasted 2 years.  

In a much better team he may achieve some consistency but for us he failed is the harsh truth. Not necessarily all of his own doing but nonetheless a failed stint overall imo. 

[stubbo-admin]

Club Statement:

West Ham United can confirm that Lucas Paquetá has been given permission to undergo a medical and discuss personal terms with Brazilian club Flamengo, after a fee was agreed for his permanent transfer.

Lucas has made it clear that, for personal and family reasons, he wishes to return home to Brazil and make a fresh start after being cleared in July 2025 of FA misconduct charges that took two years to be resolved – a situation that caused him significant mental strain.

Despite the Club doing everything possible to persuade Lucas to stay, he has remained adamant that his wish is to leave. Therefore, the Head Coach and the Club have reluctantly agreed to accept his transfer request.

West Ham United would like to take this opportunity to thank our management, players, staff and loyal supporters for the unwavering and devoted support they have shown to Lucas throughout his time at the Club and, in particular, over the past two and a half years.

The Club will make no further comment at this time.

[OK_Guy]

Paquita gone... I'm a bit indifferent but wish him well... the betting thingy ruined him imo.

[fraser]

Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.



 

Oh come on that's just silly, we beat QPR because Fernandes wasn't playing after he was when we lost 3-0 to Wolves, we lost 3-0 to Wolves cause Paqueta wasn't playing... We hadn't won a league game without Paqueta before today... Anything can be twisted like that... They're all in it together and it isn't down to any individuals. 

He missed 5 games in 2025. We won 2 and only lost 1 of them. 
He missed 2 games in 2026 so far, we won both of them.

Winning 4 and losing only 1 out of the 7 he hasn't played is significant for a team that has won so few games over the last year or so.

I know it's a simplistic take, but I have long held that his play (losing possession, diving all the time) undermines the team. 

He also missed the Wolves game easily our worst performance of the season... Selective facts... So easy to pick games.. We also didn't win other games he missed... It's utter nonsense.. Not just him but any single player... 

[wils]

Not even statistically significant

Win rate with him playing in the team: 15%
Win rate without him playing in the team: 57%

That's statistically significant. A wide confidence interval because of the small sample size, but it's significant.

[Keep dreaming]

It's hard to protect your own stupidity, isn't it

Paqueta in Brazil makes us better

[BRANDED]

Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.



 

Oh come on that's just silly, we beat QPR because Fernandes wasn't playing after he was when we lost 3-0 to Wolves, we lost 3-0 to Wolves cause Paqueta wasn't playing... We hadn't won a league game without Paqueta before today... Anything can be twisted like that... They're all in it together and it isn't down to any individuals. 

He missed 5 games in 2025. We won 2 and only lost 1 of them. 

Not even statistically significant
He missed 2 games in 2026 so far, we won both of them.

Winning 4 and losing only 1 out of the 7 he hasn't played is significant for a team that has won so few games over the last year or so.

I know it's a simplistic take, but I have long held that his play (losing possession, diving all the time) undermines the team. 

Not even statistically significant

[wils]

Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.

 

Oh come on that's just silly, we beat QPR because Fernandes wasn't playing after he was when we lost 3-0 to Wolves, we lost 3-0 to Wolves cause Paqueta wasn't playing... We hadn't won a league game without Paqueta before today... Anything can be twisted like that... They're all in it together and it isn't down to any individuals. 

He missed 5 games in 2025. We won 2 and only lost 1 of them. 
He missed 2 games in 2026 so far, we won both of them.

Winning 4 and losing only 1 out of the 7 he hasn't played is significant for a team that has won so few games over the last year or so.

I know it's a simplistic take, but I have long held that his play (losing possession, diving all the time) undermines the team. 

[onsideman]

When he scored his penalty against Brighton, he celebrated like he'd won us the game single handedly... 
bloke infront of me at the LS pointed out that when Welbeck scored his first penalty he ran into the goal, picked up the ball and jogged back to the centre spot.

It's all about him

[onsideman]

He's poisonous 

I cant believe the rest of the squad don't see that too

Fellow Portuguese speaker Fernandes, who was a doubt today, clearly doesn't miss him

 

[fraser]

Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.

 

 

Oh come on that's just silly, we beat QPR because Fernandes wasn't playing after he was when we lost 3-0 to Wolves, we lost 3-0 to Wolves cause Paqueta wasn't playing... We hadn't won a league game without Paqueta before today... Anything can be twisted like that... They're all in it together and it isn't down to any individuals. 

[gpike]

Has he fucked off yet

Agitating for a move for weeks. Show boating selfish cսnt, hope we get some money for him and get a CB and a keeper who can come and take a cross and we might get somewhere

[wils]

Paqueta not playing for last two games now. Let's have a look at the results.

[dealcanvey]

Has he fucked off yet

[Matt Holmes]

His head has gone since the FA crap (I still wonder if it was some underhand tactic to stop his big move?)

now I’m sorry for him but he needs to go home and find his head again. Get his mojo back.

hes playing 4/10
most games and feels we owe him a living.

sell at best price we can get
replace with best we can sign 
cross fingers

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

He's an occasional match of the day player .
I'm BORED with him and his baggage.
30 M British pounds  is acceptable to me at this point.
Having people that don't want to be there and are ultimately unhappy is never a good thing.
Without all that carry on with the betting he'd have been gone two yrs ago FFS.
 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

He is way overrated, get rid asap. Bring in someone who doesn’t give the ball away all the time. This idiot learned nothing in his time with us, he is stuck on stupid.

Use the money on a quality young center half and bring in a holding midfielder with some pace.

This needs to be the absolute minimum we need to do this window.

'Center' ...turned  full yank aintcha

[Sir Alf]

Agree Nutsin although getting in the right players, or for that fact any players, is always the risk with Sullivan. He may just see the fee as a way to cover much of the cost of the two lads brought in and look instead for some budget fee, stop gaps. Old, slow, high wages, no resale value are the usual attributes that we ( or should I say Sully ) goes for. 

 

[Nutsin]

He is way overrated, get rid asap. Bring in someone who doesn’t give the ball away all the time. This idiot learned nothing in his time with us, he is stuck on stupid.

Use the money on a quality young center half and bring in a holding midfielder with some pace.

This needs to be the absolute minimum we need to do this window.

[simons]

Having this bloke hang around like a bad smell doesn’t sit very well with me at all. 

if he were to play out of his skin, and contribute to some much needed points, it would only beg the question why couldn’t he have tried a bit more in the previous games this season? 

He can fuck off. And when he gets there, he can fuck off some more. 


 

[dealcanvey]

It does not matter how good he is (dont rate him as high as others). He simply does not want to play for us. We aren't in the position to dig our heels in on this one. Sell him and move on.

He wont be playing against spurs at the weekend and he should not either. Nuno and the club are delaying the inevitable in trying to keep him here or holding out for a price we wont get.

[AKA ERNIE]

Mate of mine was there at the time no reason to doubt him tbf

[fraser]

No mate he didn't he told nuno on sat he did have a bad medics found fuck all wrong with his back he then had a strop and said no I can't play and stormed off

Where's this from? 

No less likely to be true than all the other rumours I suppose. But that's all they are rumours so who knows which ones are true 

[AKA ERNIE]

No mate he didn't he told nuno on sat he did have a bad medics found fuck all wrong with his back he then had a strop and said no I can't play and stormed off

[Rossal]

Steinberg saying we are happy to sell him but only if Flamengo loan him back till end of season 

why on earth would they agree to that?  Sullivan really is a joke 

just sell the useless cսnt and get a few players in