twoleftfeet 11:25 Tue Mar 14
Haaland.
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Very overrated in my opinion, think of the player he could have been if he had worked under Moyes.
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Hammer-ed
11:11 Mon Mar 20
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He make Titi Camara look like World Class.
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british is best
2:37 Mon Mar 20
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No doubt moysie views de bruyne as a poor man's tim Cahill.
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ATHammer
1:05 Mon Mar 20
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Clearly took ages to settle in. Probably not good enough like his partner (Alvarez).
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Gaffer58
9:16 Sun Mar 19
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Moyes wouldn’t play him because his data is crap. But seriously how many more would he had scored if he played full games, once he’s got his hat trick Pep brings him off.
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Side of Ham
1:10 Sun Mar 19
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In fairness JayMPee, our owners have had a terrible record with buying strikers, Moyes has just amazingly added to the 'likely to fail at West Ham' category.....
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JayeMPee
1:07 Sun Mar 19
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Had he joined us he would have spent most of the time on the bench. Had he got a lookin during the second half it would only have been to replace the sole 'striker'. The OS has become a graveyard for strikers thanks to a stubborn, clueless manager who has no idea whatsoever how to get the best out of them!
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Side of Ham
12:05 Sun Mar 19
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If he doesn’t get his arse into gear soon he’ll be known as HAHAHAHAland……
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mallard
11:49 Sun Mar 19
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Always looks so isolated up front on his own
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Far Cough
11:48 Sun Mar 19
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Poor man's Carlton Cole
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Matthew Holmes
10:01 Sat Mar 18
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With some proper coaching from Nolan his finishing could improve enough to be worth a look.
I say buy.
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RBshorty
9:16 Sat Mar 18
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42 so far. Sixth hat trick. I doubt any of us could get that amount on FIFA. On easy mode.!
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twoleftfeet
9:13 Sat Mar 18
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Fucking goal hanger
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Willtell
6:57 Thu Mar 16
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Ag ag ag ag! I love the original post. Made me laugh anyway...
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El Scorchio
4:58 Wed Mar 15
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In all competitions for them, he's scored almost twice our whole league total, and we've only managed nine more as a team in all competitions- including massively inflated stats against those pub team sides in Europe.
Embarrassing.
And i know it's tongue in cheek but yes he'd probably have less than 10-15 for us, brilliant as he is, as just like any other striker he'd be completely starved of service and barely anyone can make an impact stranded 30 yards from their team mates at all times.
We'd just having him do the old 'Cornet kick and run' over and over again.
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New Jersey
4:47 Wed Mar 15
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Bet my mate at the start of the season Haaland won't score as many as Kane as he will find the the Premier league more difficult than the Bundesliga and Guardiola is likely to rotate him! Know my football I do!
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Stevethehammer
4:46 Wed Mar 15
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Moyes would still play Antonio upfront and tell Haaland he needs a 3 month bedding in period, also known as the period where you learn the David Moyes anti football agenda.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
10:53 Wed Mar 15
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He's alright but can he scissor kick like Andy Carroll
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bruuuno
10:44 Wed Mar 15
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He would benefit from a loan to somewhere like Rotherham to help build his confidence
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Northern Sold
10:33 Wed Mar 15
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If he was with us he'd be on 7 goals by now.... oh sorry Benny is on pens.... Haaland if he was with us would be on 2 goals
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