WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
19%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



GBHammer63 10:17 Mon Jul 31
Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Before WHO turned into a bickerers paradise there were occasional really funny threads that came up.

Was just helping Mrs GB in the kitchen and opened the cutlery drawer, stupid smile on my face as my mind went back to the shit knife thread.

What’s anybody else’s one that sticks in the memory?

There was some funny fuckers on here.

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ray winstone 4:47 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
KZ, who said 'funny'?

Dick Shaftsbury 4:38 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Briano 12:12 Thu Aug 3

The fella that did his daughters shoelace up then looked up and was shocked at seeing cameltoe.. he got some grief



I would love to read that thread LOL

Kaiser Zoso 4:36 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
What’s funny about that, winstone?

ray winstone 4:10 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Just having a read through some of the web archive stuff, some class posting from some old timers.....




Tipsy McStagger (13:52 15 Dec)
MiM

My wife has never worn burberry.

Find anywhere on here that I've ever said that.

Anon, I never go down when I raping someone, i get no pleasure from it.

HTH.

Mike Oxsaw 3:47 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Not so much a thread as an old WHO tradition: posters desperately trying to prove that they are "right" about any given subject when they are either clearly wrong or posting up their opinion as fact (FACT).

Those who do this are too clever to need naming, so that means no one needs to have them named.

Lee Trundle 2:51 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
There's a thread on the main page titled "West Ham Lass".

I wonder whatever happened to her?

stewie griffin 2:41 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
http://web.archive.org/web/20041229012455/www.westhamonline.net/messages.php?77258%7c0

Far Cough 11:31 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
ag ag ag ag

Russ of the BML 11:08 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
stewie griffin 11:03 Thu Aug 3

LOL classic

stewie griffin 11:07 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
That was him

'Irritant sock puppets' is a personal favourite

Lee Trundle 11:04 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
That was funny.

Who was it that posted it? Secret Squirrel?

stewie griffin 11:03 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Geedee is a complete fucking cunt and no mistake.

and so is his father christmas lookalike dad

he thinks hes really in the know about all things west ham, when really hes a sad fucker whos dad got beaten up at upton park tube for looking like ken bates.

he then left a whiny message on terry browns answer machine bleating about it.

the pair of them used to sit near me in the west upper and are always blathering on about something or other being shit. ungrateful pair of cunts.

when the big tall bald freaky speccy gangly cunt isnt running up and down the aisles like a spastic sticking his telephoto lens in some cunts face hes coating off yossi benayoun.

hes a nobber and is best ignored




Geedee,


did I say West Upper? silly me. i meant west lower in the castle suite.

nick igoe told me the story about your dads message on terry browns answer machine. take it up with him.

the general consensus about the pair of you at west ham is that your both a pair of irritant sock-puppets.

I'll happily front you at Tottenham you gangly streak of piss.

leave the camera at home and bring your dinner.

Russ of the BML 11:02 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
bruuuno 11:14 Wed Aug 2

It was vicious back in the day. Even on the more easy-going threads you'd rarely leave without ending a response "you cunt". It was like the maddest you'd ever been in.

Council Scum 10:48 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
"The thread where someone offered out another posters dad. I can’t remember those involved but I remember the dad looked like Father Christmas, as pointed out by the threatener"

Pretty certain Skerrit had an altercation with someone and they got their Dad involved at a game. Was a very long time ago.

PwoperNaughtyButNot 10:16 Thu Aug 3
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Nurse Ratched 3:00 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Zoltan's last username on here was Turan. His last days of posting on here were taken up with apparently trying to recruit us into joining this weird self-improvement 'coaching' cult. His personality changed entirely. I was genuinely so worried I sent him WHOmail trying to persuade him it was nonsense. I wonder what he's up to these days


He and his brother are under house arrest in Romania

Pee Wee 10:00 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
There have been some proper weird people on here over the years that's for sure. I should know, a couple of dozen of them have been my usernames.

Nurse Ratched 3:00 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Zoltan's last username on here was Turan. His last days of posting on here were taken up with apparently trying to recruit us into joining this weird self-improvement 'coaching' cult. His personality changed entirely. I was genuinely so worried I sent him WHOmail trying to persuade him it was nonsense. I wonder what he's up to these days.

Barmy Fred 1:41 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Zoltan and his many flights of bollocks were famous at the time

Zoltaneering even making it into some slang dictionaries

Rusta 1:13 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
For those that will remember there was a character on here briefly called Tumbleweed (I think)

Those threads were always very amusing

charleyfarley 12:28 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
Agree don't like the prominence of political threads although you don't have to open them, but in my opinion it's not poliitical threads that have killed it, the good old days on here have passed because people have grown older and moved on, posters like Skerritt Tumbleweed Tynan etc would all probably say the same that they have grown up and moved on
It was fun why it lasted, but nothing lasts forever

Briano 12:12 Thu Aug 3
Re: Funniest thread on WHO you remember?
The fella that did his daughters shoelace up the looked up and was shocked at seeing cameltoe.. he got some grief

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