les marteaux 7:44 Sat Aug 30
New Limerick Thread
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Same as before
The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront
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Mike Oxsaw
7:55 Thu Jul 25
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An Austrian man called Fritz, Joined a club full of old gits And, down un the basement, Found his daughter's replacement. The old coot was chuffed right to bits.
Next month it is August, at last, Then Christmas will soon come up real fast
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arsene york-hunt
1:05 Thu Jul 25
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A fat German man called Hans Sat watching telly in his pants, He liked watching Bullseye, Loved The King and I His favourite the song Shall We Dance.
An Austrian man called Fritz, Joined a club full of old gits
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Helmut Shown
11:34 Wed Jul 24
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An Italian vet'ran from the war Found his army plimsoles in a drawer As his mob got defeated Fleet footed he retreated Saying "fuck this I don't like it anymore"
A fat German man called Hans Would sit watching telly in his pants
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arsene york-hunt
12:30 Wed Jul 24
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I've been trying for a couple of hours to post. then this
Take your pick.
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arsene york-hunt
12:29 Wed Jul 24
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It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye, Picked it up then chewed She said something lewd, Then to the streets, her trade to ply,
An Italian vet'ran from the war Found his army plimsoles is a drawer.
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arsene york-hunt
12:28 Wed Jul 24
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It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye, Picked it up then chewed She said something lewd, The to the streets, her trade to ply,
An Italian vet'ran from the war Found his army plimsoles is a drawer.
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arsene york-hunt
11:09 Tue Jul 23
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It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye, Picked it up then chewed She said something lewd, Then to the streets, her trade to ply,
It's well known and axiomatic, That David Lammy is quite thick..
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arsene york-hunt
11:06 Tue Jul 23
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It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye, Picked it up then chewed She said something lewd, The to the streets, her trade to ply,
It's well know and axiomatic, That David Lammy is quite thick..
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Helmut Shown
1:09 Tue Jul 23
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy It caused quite a shock When he whipped out his cock Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:06 Tue Jul 23
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy It caused quite a shock When he whipped out his cock Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:04 Tue Jul 23
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy It caused quite a shock When he whipped out his cock Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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Helmut Shown
1:02 Tue Jul 23
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In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy It caused quite a shock When he whipped out his cock Well in South Ken they can be a bit sniffy
It was her first time in Dubai For dinner she was served a sheep’s eye
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arsene york-hunt
11:58 Mon Jul 22
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A disgusting young man from Crete Arrested for shitting in the street, And, so I have heard, When he choked out his turd, It landed in his trouser seat.
In a packed tube a man called Cliffy Was cursed with an unwanted stiffy
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Helmut Shown
1:05 Mon Jul 22
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With big money transfers brewing, Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin I fear the stench Of the physio’s bench And myriad injuries ensuing
A disgusting young man from Crete Arrested for shitting in the street
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arsene york-hunt
3:04 Mon Jul 22
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Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye" And many I guess will now cry., He was asked by a rep, Why he's taken this step, Said: "Search me, I just don't know why."
With big money transfers brewing, Will we end up with Calvert-Lewin
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Mike Oxsaw
12:43 Mon Jul 22
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Why is it, one supposes That middle eastern men have big noses Quite simple. You see, The air there is free At least that's what this bard proposes.
Now Biden has fin'ly said "Bye" And many I guess will now cry.
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Helmut Shown
11:51 Sun Jul 21
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So, Reardon has made his last break, For some that is quite hard to take Some women he'll enslave When he rises from the grave Count Dracula, get a wooden stake!
Why is it, one supposes That middle eastern men have big noses
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Mike Oxsaw
2:59 Sun Jul 21
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On the front bench sat on her arse, That Rayner tart shows little class. An absolute whoosie Debates with her pussy Equality? An absolute farce.
So, Reardon has made his lasy break, For some that is quite hard to take
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arsene york-hunt
2:34 Sun Jul 21
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The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry, Was told by the chimps, "Crying is for wimps, So why not just fuck off and die."
On the front bench sat on her arse, That Rayner tart shows little class.
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Alwaysaniron
5:21 Fri Jul 19
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A young zookeeper called Deborah Was caught doing things to a zebra Close your eyes, join in It's no longer a sin wanging your wand shouting abra cadabra
The unemployed knife thrower with only one eye Was depressed that he'd not learnt to cry
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Helmut Shown
1:46 Fri Jul 19
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This new geezer they call J,Lo Will it be worth starting to go. He's on the right track For us to attack No Moyesball to give us more woe
A young zookeeper called Deborah Was caught doing things to a zebra
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