WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
18%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ILOVEPAOLODICANIO 10:33 Thu Feb 18
Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I keep trying to pass off Belstaffs one of his mate jetskiing back to London off his head on pills.


Basically make it any Med holiday tale and say I was in magaluf and.... 'my mate was so fucked up he tried to jet ski back to London off his head'.




That was a goodie but I don't think anyone believed it.




What have you told from here?

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Dick Shaftsbury 12:01 Fri Feb 23
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lab 9:07 Wed Feb 21
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I can’t remember the wording or indeed the story ….but there was a poster about to do some bird in the rear but changed his mind because it looked like the top of a Daddy’s sauce bottle .


LOL that's fucking hilarious.

bruuuno 3:27 Fri Feb 23
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I’ve used the shoes falling out of the attic as well it’s a great description.

I think the Spanish foggy island cunts bloke stopped posting after he asked if anyone wanted to meet up for a pint before a game and got roundly cunted off.

mashed in maryland 10:52 Thu Feb 22
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Leonard Hatred 12:05 Wed Feb 21

Was it you who described having a shit like "a load of old shoes falling out of an attic"?

I've used that if so

lab 9:07 Wed Feb 21
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I can’t remember the wording or indeed the story ….but there was a poster about to do some bird in the rear but changed his mind because it looked like the top of a Daddy’s sauce bottle .

Alfs 4:52 Wed Feb 21
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I wrote a film script that had a horse race scene in it, and called one of the horses Lord Zoltan, but the thing never got made.

Another three years that I was paid to waste my fucking time.

Leonard Hatred 1:14 Wed Feb 21
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Circa 2007, for some reason a poster on here had my phone number.

He rang me at pub closing time, to give me some abuse.

Although unprepared, I shouted blue language at him by way of reply.

By the end of the conversation we were pissing ourselves laughing about it.

This happened several times over a period of about 9 months.

He would call me, from a noisy pub, we would call each other cunts, laugh about it, then hang up.

To this day I don't know who he was 🤔

Nurse Ratched 1:14 Wed Feb 21
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Spanish, that's it. Well remembered. Or someone pretending to be a Spaniard, at any rate.

collyrob 1:04 Wed Feb 21
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Wasn’t foggy island cunts, from some Spanish poster?


I told my mates years ago that Joanna lumley had a rubber arsehole from reading it on here😂

Nurse Ratched 12:57 Wed Feb 21
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Might have been. The 'character' was along those lines.

Leonard Hatred 12:55 Wed Feb 21
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
NR

HairyHammer?

The pretend Turk?

Leonard Hatred 12:53 Wed Feb 21
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Best insult ever was "fuck off Davies you Scotch egg faced cunt".

Nurse Ratched 12:48 Wed Feb 21
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I was genuinely pleased and proud to be included in the insult "You foggy island c##ts" Who was that again?

ooooh Morley Morley 12:40 Wed Feb 21
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I sometimes tell strangers I’m a cube headed failed estate agent.

Leonard Hatred 12:05 Wed Feb 21
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I am single-handedly responsible for introducing FMOB into contemporary English vernacular.

Hammer and Pickle 11:58 Tue Feb 20
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People still demand an explanation when I express surprise with a FOMB.

mallard 11:42 Tue Feb 20
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
If someone asks a technical question at work, I’ll often suggest the knob wiping remedy

Gentile 11:28 Tue Feb 20
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
I've Zoltanerered a lot.

Hammer I am 11:15 Tue Feb 20
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Yeah fuck me this is 7 years old

Hammer I am 11:13 Tue Feb 20
Re: Stories from WHO you have stolen as your own
Well confused, this is a years old thread right? That's someone coincidentally dug up at a similar date!?

Hammer and Pickle 10:56 Tue Feb 20
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Ah the Mornington Crescent threads! Ah Cameltoe!

Leonard Hatred 10:53 Tue Feb 20
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The site is on it's arse these days which is a shame, but there has been some genuine genius stuff on here over the years

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