WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
20%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



dicksie3 3:53 Thu Sep 26
Useless XI
I know that this has been done many times before, and we’ve had so many fucking useless cunts over the decades that it’s a depressing catalogue to select from, but who’s in your team?

Manager: Avram Grant (Glenn Roeder as Assistant)

4-4-2

GK: Sasa Ilic (just the one game for us (0-4 Vs Everton) but it was bad enough to be my No.1)
RB: Robbie Stockdale
LB: Wayne Quinn
CB: Gary Breen (C)
CB: Havard Nordtveit (I’m sure that he’s better than he was for us but he was a fucking joke when he played for our club. Dog shit)
RM: Yaniv Katan (incredibly out of his depth)
LM: Laurent Courtois (as above)
CM: Carlos CUNTchez
CM: Radoslav Kovac
ST: Savio Nsereko
ST: Benni McCarthy

To be fair, you could easily get 3/4/5 teams of utter dross as we’ve had that many useless pile of old cunts over the years.

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Briano 8:10 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
Paula Futre

'Give it to Minto'

Vexed 8:00 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
That cunt Robbie Keane.

mallard 6:24 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
With the exception of a few - That team that got us relegated under Grant was absolute dog-shit

Darlo Debs 5:58 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless cunt XI
Allan McKnightmare

Sarge 2:50 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless cunt XI
Carl Fletcher goes straight into the 'Honest try-er" XI

See also ;
Keith Rowland
Gary Strodder
Tim Breaker
Iain Dowie
Hayden Mullins
Geoff Pike

As for the original question - final season Illunga, Hilton, Breen, Quashie, Boa Morte and Kovac all get the nod from me.

Mr Anon 2:05 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
You joking Kenzo?

zebthecat 2:04 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
Pop Robson's comb over

Mr Kenzo 1:42 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
Mark Noble has to be in there

Mr Anon 1:34 Fri Sep 27
Re: Useless XI
Can't believe Sanchez is on £50K a week! he wouldn't even get on Oxford's side based on wednesday

Darlo Debs 10:25 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
Christian Daily (silly name too)

Jose+ 10:10 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
I despise Gary Breen

Darlo Debs 10:03 Thu Sep 26
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old C wing i know it wasnt his fault for being ginger but Lomas seemed to.deliberately model.himself on Shaggy he has to.go.in

The old c wing 9:59 Thu Sep 26
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Far Cough - Wright (who was decent for a year from memory) and Upson (alright, he was very young at Arsenal) are maybe exceptions. Albeit Upson was a proper cunt during relegation season.

Debs - how about...

GK - David James
RB -
LB -
CB - Javier Margas
CB
RM
CM - Bishop
CM
LM
ST
ST - Chamakh

As a starter

Darlo Debs 9:41 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
old c wing not so much a cut as a growth. Ian Bishop. Lanky ponytails are never a good look

Far Cough 9:40 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
Along with nearly every ex arsenal player we have ever had, aliadiadiadare, Suker, Kaba Diawara and most notably of all Marouane Chamakh.


Lungberg

Radford

The old c wing 9:38 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
Dyer
Faubert
Melville
Mackay
Bywater
Along with nearly every ex arsenal player we have ever had, aliadiadiadare, Suker, Kaba Diawara and most notably of all Marouane Chamakh.

Can we do a shit haircut X1? (Would have to be based on the context of what was cool for the era)

Darlo Debs 9:27 Thu Sep 26
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both on and off the pitch

Sven Roeder 9:19 Thu Sep 26
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The only thing I can recall of Sukers time with us is him being pictured in top hat and morning coat at Ascot.
He was a tourist on holiday

Lertie Button 9:18 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
That 11 from the other night are my humble suggestion.

gph 9:13 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless cunt XI
Suker was absolute shit for us, at the same time as he was getting rave reviews for his international performances.

I have a little understanding for players who were just not up to it, but Suker can fuck off.

mallard 7:40 Thu Sep 26
Re: Useless XI
‘Disco’ Dale Gordon

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