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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
d. Moyes out
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham

El Scorchio 2:06 Sun Feb 6
Zouma updates?
Looked really bad but he played on although obviously in pain. Reports of ACL, then that it wasn’t so bad. I can’t imagine he’d have been able to finish the game with an ACL.

Any more news at all? Anyone know if he left the ground on crutches or in a walking boot?

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Too Much Too Young 9:01 Wed Feb 9
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Mike Oxsaw 9:00 Wed Feb 9
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"official wellness partner"?

Good thing we've got one of those on board. No telling what Zouma would have done to that cat otherwise.

Too Much Too Young 9:00 Wed Feb 9
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11 honey badgers v 11 begal cats.

Game abandoned after 3 mins after all the cats are dead.

Too Much Too Young 8:57 Wed Feb 9
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Chim chim cha boo 8:24 Wed Feb 9.

Point of order Chim.

A Bengal cat would be in the southern counties lower leagues in terms of the Toughest animal championships.

Moncurs Putting Iron 8:43 Wed Feb 9
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Vitality confirmed on Wednesday afternoon it was suspending sponsorship as West Ham’s official wellness partner and would be “further engaging with the club to understand what actions they will be taking to address the situation”.

Suspended not withdrawn suspended. pending further engagement.

Subtext: They make a grand gestiure, wait until it blows over and issue the world smallest press release to say they are satisfied and are back in partnership.

Lets not do the clamouring mobs job for them eh?

swindon hammer 8:26 Wed Feb 9
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So as I suggested yesterday we are losing sponsors over this.

Johnson said yesterday this wouldn’t be the case.

chim chim cha boo 8:24 Wed Feb 9
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At internet school the first thing you get taught is that you don't fuck with cats, who probably after porn is the most popular search.

What a fucking numbskull posting that video up.

Having had Bengals though they are just about the toughest animals in the world. Step on one in the dark when you're going for a piss in the night and they'll scream, you'll panic and turn the hall lights on and they'll walk back to you purring like nothing's happened.

Great animals and it would take more than Kurt Zuoma to properly upset one. Still doesn't mean he's not a cunt though.

zico 8:14 Wed Feb 9
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See Andy Gray is now getting involved. That makes Gray, Sinclair and O'Hara all perfect role models themselves, I'm sure Carragher will join in at some point!

IMO they should have left him out last night, not least because it probably put other players in a difficult position with all that hugging and back slapping at the start of the game.

Dan 8:08 Wed Feb 9
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Kirsty Gallacher being a corker. She got done for being 3x over the drink limit on her way to pick her kids up!

gph 8:05 Wed Feb 9
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Other celebs who have done stuff are self-interested when they blow this up into the crime of the century.

They hope their own shit will be overshadowed.

Moncurs Putting Iron 8:03 Wed Feb 9
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Not enough.

Allow one of his vocal detractors, lets say Chris Packham to dress as a massive cat and don hobnail boots and kick Kurt up the arse for a lap of the Olympic Stadium at Half time. whilst a representative from the RSPCA gets to empty his bank account on the big screen.

Then he gets cruxified

Then he get let down to play the 2nd half.

The punishment has to fit the crime and be proportional and reasonable.

Dan 8:02 Wed Feb 9
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What a self righteous lot we've become. It's been toe curling reading some of the comments from other celebs who've done some pretty poor stuff.

Did I read his brother recorded it and posted it on Snapchat? If that's the case then what a complete fucking moron.

LeroysBoots 7:58 Wed Feb 9
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How many fucking Zouma threads do we need ?, Mods need to step in FFS

gph 7:57 Wed Feb 9
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I usually think Sir Alf is one of the saner voices on here.

But everyone's gone mad over this.

Proportionality's an alien concept, all of a sudden.

The club's fine, together with Addida's "fine" is probably enough for that.

If the RSPCA finds any non-trivial injury, top it off with a ban from keeping cats.

Moncurs Putting Iron 7:52 Wed Feb 9
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If he score will we get a Gascoigne or Merson style celebration that involves him drop kicking an imaginary cat into the away end?

nerd 7:48 Wed Feb 9
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So glad camera phones were not about in th70s 80s and 90s ,do these idiots not realise you now live in a constant broadcast and everyone is offended. ,Did zouma have boris round egging him on and videoing it , heat off a few days

Sir Alf 7:35 Wed Feb 9
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Typically animal cruelty and any kind of violence towards another living thing is usually a marker for psychological issues. The lack of empathy towards a defenceless animal that was supposedly a "family member" is not a good sign. Does it extend to others in the family and not just the animals? Anger, cruelty, spite and narcisstic traits ?

Of course, we do not know him and what goes on behind closed doors but it sounds like he could benefit from therapy or a programme, psychologist etc. People will say it was just a cat but when u see the profiles of violent people it often starts with or features the abuse of animals.

In short, he needs a shrink to see what's going on up top ( if much ) and should donate a few months of his pay ( @ 100 a week a tidy sum ) to the RSPCA.

IMHO of course.

Northern Sold 7:31 Wed Feb 9
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Fo the Communist 6:34 Wed Feb 9
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It is all getting a bit much now. For me, the major takeaway from this whole sorry episode is how skewed this country's values are.

There is a reason why it is National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children whereas RSPCA gets a Royal seal - fucked up priorities from top to bottom.

Thing is if that thick animal kicking cunt Zouma had instead Jonny Wilko’d his giggling son down the kitchen, then slapped his giggling son round the face and then thrown his shoes at his now giggling kid who is trying to get away …. Then I’d imagine there would be a bigger outcry than there is now… and then I’d imagine the NSPCC would get involved and take his kids away and leave his non-kicked kids to cough up fur balls everywhere…

Mike Oxsaw 7:28 Wed Feb 9
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You're assigning far too much clout to WHO - we're not even in the same category as most SM sites, let alone MeowSM.

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Lets forget about the rapist girlfriend bearing cunts from Manchester and destroy what's going on at West Ham by making this the most priority story in football right now after all we are a small meaningless club and not the over protected big leaders

Fuck sake yeah it's totally wrong but not even in the same league as greenwood and Mendy

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 7:17 Wed Feb 9
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Tabbianski in goal?

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