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Things you may or may not know:
If you place both of your hands together, fingers spread apart and bend your index fingers into the middle so that the first joints on the finger are touching, it's impossible to move the finger next to them (nearest the little finger) apart. This is because both fingers share one muscle tendon.
Opposite Karl Marx' tombstone in Highgate cemetery, is that of a bloke called Herbert Spencer (a nineteenth century philosopher who first coined the phrase 'survival of the fittest'). "Marx & Spencer" are thus buried close together.
You can use toothpaste as blu-tack if you don't want to tear off paint/wallpaper. It washes off easily.
Bats always exit and enter their caves from the left. Airline pilots use this principle to avoid crashing as they are trained to turn left in the event of a possible collision.
A boomerang that doesn't come back is called a stick.
According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
The human small intestine if straightened out and measured with a ruler would no longer work properly.
Why can't someone invent a razor using just the third blade as that seems to be the one that shaves the closest ?
Given the proper amount of surprise a goldfish can beat the hell out of a gorilla.
The reason beer tastes so smooth is because it is good for you.
panta Hellenici estin emoy is greek for "It's all Greek to me"
Black & Decker invented a drill especially for spacemen to take to the moon as prior attempts spun the spacemen round rather than the drill bit.
Before you criticise a man walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you do criticize him you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Did you know what makes yawns catching? If you see someone yawn then your body assumes that there isn't enough oxygen around (that's why you yawn - to get more oxygen to the brain) so it makes sure that you take at least as much as the other bastard who is trying to steal your oxygen.
In an average lifetime there will be over 50,000 images of you on photos you'll never see.
Spiral staircases are anti clockwise to make defending from above easier with a sword and attacking from below extremely difficult if right handed. Thus left handed swordsman were paid a premium.
The internet was invented by the American military as a durable scalable means of transferring information and so that in the event of nuclear war American military leaders could still look at pornography.
Never play cards with anyone with whose middle name is 'The'.
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
The roads in northern Sweden sometimes seem exceptionally wide with very long straights. Reason? So the airforce can use them as runways in wartime.
Men who have pierced body parts are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and brought jewellery.
Did you know that the sole function of the appendix is so that the digestive system can still function when crouched on all fours. Useless for humans but great for monkeys and animals alike.
If you have been drinking then you should take alka seltzer before going to bed - NOT when you wake up or your hangover kicks in. This is becuase whilst you are a asleep it will replace all the vitamins and salts the body has lost through dehydration.
If you stand in the middle of a library and go 'Aaaaaaagghhhh!' everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane and everyone joins in!
My granny gave up knitting after she read that it was dangerous to share needles.
Mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman Hitler
Remember laughter's the best medicine. Unless you're asthmatic, and then its ventolin.
In 1994, Los Angeles Police arrested a man for dressing up as the Grim Reaper - complete with scythe - and standing outside the windows of old peoples' homes and staring in.
In 1978, in between Manchester City winning one game and their next there had been 3 Popes.
Perpetual motion: toast always land buttered-side-down. Cats always land on their feet. Strap a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop it. It will hover, slowly spinning, inches above the ground. This energy can be harnessed with a dynamo.
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