REAL NAME - John AGE - Retired HEROES - Billy Bonds - for allegedly turning up to the ground in his carpet slippers,eating pie and chips before training. Bobby Moore - for his legendary drinking and appearing to remain sober Andy Malcolm - for never smiling and being tougher than old boots Laurie Leslie - for crossing the ball into the Arsenal goal when playing injured on the right wing and for some of the bravest goalkeeping ever seen. John Dick for only having a left foot and clumping the Man Utd centre half (Foulkes?) on the halfway line whilst the ref wasn\\\\\\\'t looking.