KUMB: is like a quiet country pub where everyone wears Val Doonegan rollneck jumpers, sup on pints of Old Badgers Arse as they sit round a log fire.
ITBS: Pall Mall Gentleman's drinking club, where they sit around in silk smoking jackets, swirling fine brandy
WESTHAMONLINE: Yates on a Friday night in summer. Checked shirts standard dresscode. Lots of bans handed out by the bouncers, 10 blokes crowd around one girl who happens to walk in. Lots of fighting, puking up and trying to get back in again