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Piss Flaps 12:15 Sun Jan 18
News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Right up there with football commentators commentating on English games but giving the accent of the country a player originates from when saying his name a go.

Cunts.... I shit 'em

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Lily Hammer 2:30 Mon Jan 19
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Van Gaal would be FAN HGHGGHALL.

HGHGHG sounds like a scouser hawking up a great big grollie.

Good night.

mashed in maryland 12:20 Mon Jan 19
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
"NewCASSel" still winds me up.

Gavros 2:39 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
BIG GAMESHH ...CHAMPIONSHH LEAGUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90

Scraper 2:35 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Chip Shop Charlie 11:05 Sun Jan 18

Fine, but

1) Football commentators are often not fluent in the language in question, so they fuck it up. In such cases, they'd be better of sticking with the English version. It's not Van Haal. It's not Van Khaal. It's more Van Schaaal, but don't bother if you're not Dutch.

2) Dropping a foreign word into an English sentence breaks up the rhythm of speech, plus it sounds daft and truly try-hard.

Nurse Ratched 1:23 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Weird.

bruuuno 1:21 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Nurse Ratched 12:55 Sun Jan 18

the commentator on tuesday night pronounced east london as 'eas larndarn', it was quite bizarre. He always does it, he was the commentator for the play off semi v ipswich which I have watched numerous times

bruuuno 1:21 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Nurse Ratched 12:55 Sun Jan 18

the commentator on tuesday night pronounced east london as 'eas larndarn', it was quite bizarre. He always does it, he was the commentator for the play off semi v ipswich which I have watched numerous times

Dapablo 1:19 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Merely an expression of your own intolerance Cam, hardly newsworthy is it.

Nicey 1:15 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
When Benetiz was in charge at Liverpool some commentators called Gerrard G'raard

Nurse Ratched 12:55 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Non-Geordie commentators referring to the club as 'Noocassil'.

Same phenomenon. Silly barks.

Steve P 11:28 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Da Veed Gin OLA

Coffee 11:26 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
RM7

Would you mind repeating that?

RM7 11:22 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Van gaal is not Haal it should be pronounced khaal.

Chip Shop Charlie 11:05 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Staffs-Hammer

If you've ever learned a language then you will know that you're meant to pronounce words with the accent of that particular country.



Unless you're English of course...cos then you pronounce it in the best and loudest English accent possible

Staffs-Hammer 10:49 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Not really, that's how it's pronounced.

If you've ever learned a language then you will know that you're meant to pronounce words with the accent of that particular country.

Coffee 9:21 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
I don't mind a doffing of the metaphorical cap to the proper pronunciation, because that shows just the right amount of respect and decorum while remaining within the confines of Brit cred.

Exaggerated pronunciation, which is what I think the OP is getting at, is as bad as a total hatchet job of foreign nuances. There used to be a newsreader on BBC World called Nisha Pillai, who would go out of her way to exaggerate the way she pronounced places in South Asia. Pakistan would become Paaaaaaarkeestaaaaaarn, Bangladesh would be Baaaarngladaaysh, and so on. Enough to reach for the remote.

Monk~koknee 9:11 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
This is all Angela Rippon's doing.

Coffee 9:03 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
Scraper 2:00 Sun Jan 18

The correct pronunciation of Van Gaal involves a good deal of involuntary expectoration.

Bungo 8:40 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
There is a nice easy solution.

All broadcasters need to do is to substitute the words `a foreigner` for any such names and we won't have to listen to it any more.

In fact a large chunk of all news broadcasts could be cut out just by replacing all foreign news stories with the standard item, ` Today, something happened abroad. Shortly afterwards, a foreigner said this about it`.

Works for me?

Scraper 2:00 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English

VAN GAAL is another one they're constantly fucking up.

His name is not VAN HAAL. Got that?

gph 2:00 Sun Jan 18
Re: News Readers who sat Charlie Hebdo in a full on French accent while speaking English
I'm the other way round - Huth is not English, nor is it 1st Millennium German.

It should be pronounced as if it was written Hoot in English.

Hoof is acceptable as a pun.

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