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Q: 2019/20 With seven games to go will West Ham stay up
a. Our demise was sealed when the idiots on the Board appointed Moyes, we're down
32%
  
b. Despite the efforts of Moyes and the players, we will stay up by the smallest of margins
42%
  
c. I'm beyond caring & couldn't give two hoots either way
26%
  



Mad Dog 6:13 Wed Aug 12
THE joke threads (part 5)
Usual rules apply

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Aalborg Hammer 2:09 Fri Jul 3
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What do you called an Aardvark that gets beaten up all the time?
A Vark

Aalborg Hammer 2:06 Thu Jul 2
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Why in Game Of Thrones do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two twins together to make a king.

The Stoat 10:56 Thu Jul 2
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Two English tourists were driving through Wales
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
“Burrr… gurrr… King.”

Aalborg Hammer 2:54 Mon Jun 29
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*doffs cap at The Stoat* Very good Sir!!

lab 7:34 Mon Jun 29
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The Stoat ....ten out of ten .

The Stoat 10:20 Sun Jun 28
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If anybody wants a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc.

geoffpikey 9:24 Sun Jun 28
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

Steven

Actually my dyslexic mate Steven just told me he's got a job at NASA. Amazing!
Yeah," he says, "I start stocking shelves but I'll get on the tills eventually."

Actually, they've reportedly found a cure for dyslexia

Music to my arse

Nutsin 8:50 Sun Jun 28
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Mirkwood,

ag ag ag ag!

ted fenton 6:28 Sun Jun 28
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2020 The year my bin went out more than me !!!!

Mirkwood 12:51 Fri Jun 26
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stout.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stout?"
Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stout last night and when I came
round I was fucking skint."
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."

Coffee 1:43 Thu Jun 25
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jfk 12:35 Thu Jun 25

:-)

jfk 12:35 Thu Jun 25
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LDLLWLLL ,
I thought this was a place in Wales but turns out its West Ham's form.

mtchammer 12:31 Thu Jun 25
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Government expected to announce that as from July 4th West Ham players will be permitted to visit other teams penalty areas for short periods providing they pose no threat to the opposition.

It hurts, but tbf it is funny. Tweet by well known Millwall fan, Danny Baker.

Mike Oxsaw 11:01 Wed Jun 17
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Rice Krispies - 3 white dudes having fun.
Coco Pops - a single monkey with no one to talk to.

Kellogs - your throat has my knee's name on it.

Aalborg Hammer 9:09 Mon Jun 15
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They say a womans work is never done.

I wonder if that's why they get paid less.

lab 6:36 Thu Jun 11
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Lol x 2

geoffpikey 12:01 Thu Jun 11
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Haha.

* Quack Lives Matter

Aalborg Hammer 11:33 Thu Jun 11
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So this duck goes into a pub just after opening time and orders and pie and a pint.
The landlord says “We don’t get many ducks in here,are you local?”
The duck says “No,I’ve just started work on the building site over the road,new estate going in,should be here for a while”
So,the duck appears at the same time every day and orders a pie and a pint.
One hot summers afternoon,a man turns up wearing a top hat,tail coat and holding a bullwhip.
“Two pints of cold lager please-that’s thirsty work”
“What’s that then?”says the landlord
“We’ve just put up the Big top,the circus is in town for a week or two”
“Circus,you say?? I have a talking duck come in here every lunchtime”
“A talking duck?That’s unusual – here’s my card,get him to give me a call”
Next day,the duck comes in “Pie and a pint”
“Talking about you yesterday with the ringmaster of the circus,it’s in town for a while.He seemed to think he could some work yor way”
“A circus ?? Trapeze acts,clowns and lion tamers??”
“Yes”
“What the fuck would a circus want with a plasterer?”

boleyn8420 1:06 Sat Jun 6
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Oh and speaking of the Americans why do they call it eggplant when all of the rest of us call it chicken

boleyn8420 1:05 Sat Jun 6
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America is having a hard time of it at the present, it's almost like its built on an old Indian burial ground or something

Mike Oxsaw 7:45 Tue May 26
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You can tell the Kings Cross...

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